[Brighton] Facepalms at the ready...

[Me and my Monkey]

I quite like it too...

 

[clapham_gull]

I like it.

It's a fusion of broken dreams. impending doom and night nurse tinged vomit which for many fully encapsulates the spirit of Christmas in modern day broken Britain.

 

[jakarta]

Is this a suitable time to use the word Wankpuffins to describe the designer and those that approved it?

You simply haven't embraced the CONCEPT have you?

 

[armchairclubber]

Best get used to these "Happy Holidays" installations.

 

[MJsGhost]

I've seen worse...

 

[WATFORD zero]

I've seen worse...


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What really scares me is the Butt that plug was made for

 

[el punal]

This years Churchill Square "Christmas tree"View attachment 170384

Oh look - they’ve found Joel Veltman’s GPS and produced his heat map. Good on you, Joel!

 

[el punal]

I've seen worse...


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Loaned with kind permission from the Sex Museum, Amsterdam.

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

You just know, KNOW that this monstrosity is the direct result of some latté-swilling, sandal-wearing, ponytailed, green-haired, nose-ringed bearded TWERP being given licence to commission something "modern and edgy" for the Churchill Square tree this year.

Utterly, utterly embarrassing.

I bet they wear a f***ing DRY ROBE to walk their stupid little dog and all.

 

[Papa Lazarou]

I went to IKEA yesterday, in Bristol. I went to the bistro / shop by the exit for marzipan cakes and cinnamon buns. They had NEITHER.

Absolute shambles.

IKEA OUT.

We went to the Croydon version on Saturday evening. Meat balls, chips and gravy with blackberry and raspberry cheesecake

 

[Easy 10]

I bet they wear a f***ing DRY ROBE to walk their stupid little dog and all.

Yeah

A dry robe for a DRY LUNCH

 

[birthofanorange]

Whomever approved that has really no clue as to how to attract people to a near empty, run-down and failing shopping centre. FFS, I'm all for a little 'modern take' on things, but that is a complete bastardisation of a Christmas tree, and was a complete waste of effort (and undoubtedly a fair bit of money).
Unless it was created by volunteers, of course - like Class 3 at Kings School/similar.
A very shameful (lack of) effort, by all those responsible.

 

[A mex eyecan]

what a pile of old pony.

 

[birthofanorange]

what a pile of old pony.

Tbh, that would be more appealing.

 

[WATFORD zero]

Whomever approved that has really no clue as to how to attract people to a near empty, run-down and failing shopping centre. FFS, I'm all for a little 'modern take' on things, but that is a complete bastardisation of a Christmas tree, and was a complete waste of effort (and undoubtedly a fair bit of money).
Unless it was created by volunteers, of course - like Class 3 at Kings School/similar.
A very shameful (lack of) effort, by all those responsible.

If it was produced by volunteers a local school, we'd all feel a bit guilty and quite rightly, back off


But I'll bet someone was PAID for that

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

I bet they wear a f***ing DRY ROBE to walk their stupid little dog and all.

I bet their coffee order is a paragraph

 

[birthofanorange]

If it was produced by volunteers a local school, we'd all feel a bit guilty and quite rightly, back off


But I'll bet someone was PAID for that

I would feel no guilt at all, just slightly less anger and disappointment.
Jeez...we've all been through the mill in recent years, (for many reasons). Ground-up/down and sprinkled on many plates of shit that life has offered-up. The one single thing that could spread a little cheer has been utterly wasted.
Who actually approved such a thing? Seriously?

 

[Badger]

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

I quite like it.

I assume Santa has set up his grotto elsewhere?

Let's be honest if the end user likes it and all stakeholders are engaged, what's not to like with the blue sky thought process, driving the statement in to the minds of future lifestyle beliefs.

 

[LamieRobertson]

WTF