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[Albion] Fabian Hürzeler song











Deadly Danson

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Oct 22, 2003
4,615
Brighton
Nothing at all towards FH in the away end again. Come on folks. Anything will do. Fabian my Lord, Fabian....oh Lord Fabian etc Surely we can muster a song for our own manager.
 


Bald Gull

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Jul 5, 2003
1,523
London
To the tune of Where’s Your Mama Gone…

Fabian Hurzeler (Fabian Hurzeler)
Fabian Hurzeler (Fabian Hurzeler)

He’s only 31
Could be Milner’s son
 






Lady Whistledown

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NSC Patron
Jul 7, 2003
47,641
Surely just sing his name to La Donna é Mobile (Paolo di Canio for the uncultured :D ).
 








BevBHA

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Jan 23, 2017
2,461
Hurzeler is magic,
He wears a magic hat,
He’s too young for the Premier League
But he said no f@k that

He wins the games at home,
He wins the games away,
And when we get to Europe,
We’ll sing this song all day

Ohhhhhhhh Hurzeler is magic…
 


Pavilionaire

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
31,274
"Tone, I'm 30
I'll take you back into Europe, like De Zerbi
Yippee yippee yaya yehyehyeh
I had to crucify some Cherries today."
 




Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
NSC Patron
Oct 8, 2003
56,213
Faversham
Its rumoured he has had a hair transplant so:

Fab -ian
Fab-ian
Fabby Fab-ian
He's got new hair
From FABERGÉ?
Fabby Fab-ian
edited for you
 


LadySeagull

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Jan 21, 2011
1,256
Portslade
Tried to think of a decent song with 'hurts' in the lyrics. Dunno if this has been suggested? The only one that seemed to work was the John Cougar Mellencamp song, Hurts So Good, sung along these lines:

Hurzeler's good
C'mon Fabian Hurzeler's good...

...but we would have to pronounce Fabian as if his name rhymes with Kasabian. That would seem like we don't know how to say it properly. Doesn't sit right with me.

Any other songs where the word 'hurts' could be adapted?


Or just adapt the old favourite:

Who's that man from Bundesliga?
Who's that man we all adore?
Fabian Hurzeler's his name
And we'll score in every game
And we don't need De Zerbi any more
 


Moshe Gariani

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Mar 10, 2005
12,203
We must be able to do something with this anthem...?

Three syllables at end of Line 4 could easily be swapped for Hurz-el-er! ... and last phrase could have Blue & White put in it...

Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit
Für das deutsche Vaterland!
Danach lasst uns alle streben
Brüderlich mit Herz und Hand!
Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit
Sind des Glückes Unterpfand –
Blüh' im Glanze dieses Glückes,
Blühe, deutsches Vaterland!
 
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Zeberdi

“Vorsprung durch Technik”
NSC Patron
Oct 20, 2022
6,942
He’s done too much
Much too young
Now we should be losing games,
games that we won, we call him
Fabi
Fabi

With the Dutch,
At the back
Cameroon at centre
Up front it’s all ‘bonjour Europa’
Fabi
Fabi

He’s done too much
Much too young
Now should be losing games,
games that we won, we call him
Fabi

Fabi


To the tune of

 
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Man of Harveys

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Jul 9, 2003
18,884
Brighton, UK
Surely just sing his name to La Donna é Mobile (Paolo di Canio for the uncultured :D ).
This. Unfortunately no song has ever made it from NSC to actually being sung at a game. That’s just a fact of life. But this deserves to IMHO.
 




singing4seagulls

Active member
Apr 2, 2017
69
Tell me what you want, what you really really want ....
This is actual bants. Each side of north stand asking each other what they really really want, to then in unison sing together on wanting Fab Hurzeler. 🤣

Might have legs if it's used as a way to kick off the actual song everyone can sing along to...

If you want Fabian Hurzeler
To Bloom you'll have to give
One hundred million sterling
That's the way it is

Etc.
 






Midget

Amexgemeinschaftsstadionhallebierschluckerinchen
Aug 16, 2015
1,192
Lurking
La donna è mobile would be perfect but I think it's forever tainted with Is this a library now 😥
 


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