[Albion] Fabian Hürzeler song

[Red Squirrel]

can't we just get Fabian to sing this?

 

[Professor Plum]

Me myself and I posted this in a former life back in August.

we're all
Hurzeler boys, Hurzler boys
Stone Island jackets and corduroys
Hurzeler boys, Hurzeler boys
Looking for the Palace to destroy.

F**k Palace. No need to bring them into a song about FH. And it seems to promote violence which one wouldn't want to encourage. In fact the 2nd line is terrible too. Not only does it not scan but it references things that mean nothing to most people.

Fabian Hürzeler is a wholesome chap. He needs a wholesome song.

 

[Rdodge30]

After his post match interview where he blatantly digs out Haaland with his “stay humble” comment - that would be a brilliant line to get into any Fab chant

 

[ditchy]

Me myself and I posted this in a former life back in August.

we're all
Hurzeler boys, Hurzler boys
Stone Island jackets and corduroys
Hurzeler boys, Hurzeler boys
Looking for the Palace to destroy.

Replace with blue and white stripes and corduroys

 

[Milano]

I LOVED the Uwe song, it's the obvious choice for Fab.

I tried this before but if you want ALL the ground to join in then don't stick a "f***" or similar in the song for no real reason. All stands used to join in with the RDZ song for a reason.

 

[pasty]

Fab Fab Fab
Super Fab Fab
Super Super Fab

 

[Home and Away]

(Okay, I know it's shit and is already used by Liverpool, Villa and Arsenal, but it was fun to do)

I actually quite like it.

 

[exKT17]

Keep it simple - To the tune of Na na na na, hey hey, kiss him goodbye

Super Fabian, Super Fabian
The Seagulls are flying high

(Repeat ad inf.)

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Give me joy in my heart, keep them passing
Give me joy in my heart, they play
Give me joy in my heart, keep them pressing
Keep them pressing till they break up play

(Refrain)
Sing hurzeler, sing hurzeler,
Sing hurzeler he's gonna win us things
Sing hurzeler, sing hurzeler
Sing hurzeler, he'll win things

 

[HyperTony]

Hurzeler wooaaahhhooo
Hurzelee wooaaahhhooo
He came from St Pauli
To Sussex by the Sea

Or

(To Cococabana)
His name is Fabi
Fabi Hurzerler
He came to sussex by the sea
To win the Premier league
His name is Fabi
Fabi Hurzeeerler
Winning's his passion
He always in Fashion
It's Herzerlerrrrr

 

[exKT17]

He's young, he's bold,
His balls are made of gold -
Fabia-an, Fabia-an

 

[oldboyroy]

We've got super Fabian Hurzeler
He knows exactly what we need
About two fewer syllables in his surname.

Just we've got super Fab Hurzeler rather than Fabian?

 

[oldboyroy]

Give me joy in my heart, keep them passing
Give me joy in my heart, they play
Give me joy in my heart, keep them pressing
Keep them pressing till they break up play

(Refrain)
Sing hurzeler, sing hurzeler,
Sing hurzeler he's gonna win us things
Sing hurzeler, sing hurzeler
Sing hurzeler, he'll win things

Quite like that and it's original

 

[RM-Taylor]

If it hasn’t been done already, surely the simple solution for a song for Fab is to recycle the old Uwe Hünemeier one?

I LOVED the Uwe song, it's the obvious choice for Fab.

I tried this before but if you want ALL the ground to join in then don't stick a "f***" or similar in the song for no real reason. All stands used to join in with the RDZ song for a reason.

The only Uwe chant I remember is the "big f'ing German" one - has my mind gone completely blank in forgetting another one we had

 

[GoldstoneVintage]

Don't know if this is too obscure, but what about 'So long, Marianne' by Leonard Cohen for the tune, with Fabian in place of Marianne? I'm shite with lyrics but a start could be: "He's so good, Fabian..."

 

[Monkey Man]

I’m currently attempting a Fabian-themed reworking of Chas & Dave’s Gertcha. I’ll let you know how I’m getting on in a few weeks.

 

[AK74]

Has anyone thought to check if St Pauli had a chant for him?

It might be easier for the home fans to learn basic German than attempt to compose a suitable song in English.

 

[Seagull69]

How about a rehash of the Oscar Garcia song:

Fabian Hurzeler,
Drinks pints of Pilsner,
He makes us happy on Saturday,
Like Pep but wiser, he is the Kaiser,
So please don't take our Hurzeler away!

 

[HeaviestTed]

This is so obvious just change Albion to Fabian

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

He's Fabian Hurzeler
So take off all your clothes

I am getting so hot
I'm gonna take my clothes off.