SeagullinExile
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This post reminds me of Viz top tip!An excelente variation on the theme is to wait until the stroke of midday when the towels in prime poolside position have lain unoccupied all morning. Stride confidently up to them, sling them over your shoulder and walk off. Dump them round the back of the pool area somewhere. Folks will automatically assume the now-unoccupied sunbeds were yours and will take possession in about thirty seconds flat. The original occupants will then swan up sometime mid-afternoon and start ranting and raving at the new occupants who of course will have not the foggiest idea what they're banging on about. Tremendous fun!