[Albion] Fabian Hürzeler **SINGED 15/06/2024**

[severnside gull]

The club shop selling blue and white lederhosen? Nothing like a bit of leather to get the juices flowing.

How about fake tattoo sleeves

 

[Eric the meek]

American analyst. Two weeks ago- before the rumours.

Describing the zany and unique tactics.

But then says 'We've seen this a little bit with Brighton'

Very interesting analysis. From suffocating the opposition, to vastly improved goalscoring stats of a midfielder (I'm thinking Wee Billy), to attention to set pieces, both in attack and defence, to FH's teams not being high press and more defensive, I think we are going to see the gaps in RDZ's tactics getting plugged.

Tony Bloom, whatever else you do now, land him. Bring him in.

 

[Zeberdi]

Forgive me, but let's get his name right, from the get go.

Fabian Hürzeler.

Not going to happen - It’s taken 18 months to spell Boninotte, 10 years to spell Houghton, Huzzler is young, plenty of time.

 

[Eric the meek]

Not going to happen - It’s taken 18 months to spell Boninotte, 10 years to spell Houghton, Huzzler is young, plenty of time.

Yeah, you're probably right. We've already got someone refusing point blank to use an umlaut, spelling it 'omlaut'. We haven't even hired the bugger yet.

These American Swiss Germans coming over with their fancy names...

 

[raymondo]

Not going to happen - It’s taken 18 months to spell Boninotte, 10 years to spell Houghton, Huzzler is young, plenty of time.

Warren has booked up for deep breathing relaxation sessions

 

[Justice]

Our very own German Smug Eddie

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

I like Welbz but clinical isn’t the first word that comes to mind about him imo!

Clinical no, but clinic is.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

At 31 this would be the first Brighton manager younger than me.

What’s scary is the game before his birth we beat Exeter at home at the Goldstone in front of 5.585 fans. Goals from Kennedy, Nogan & Clive Walker.

Mad Dog Kennedy, No no Nogan and Flash Walker. I was probably at this game.

 

[Van Cleef]

Yeah, you're probably right. We've already got someone refusing point blank to use an umlaut, spelling it 'omlaut'. We haven't even hired the bugger yet.

These American Swiss Germans coming over with their fancy names...

At least his name doesn't include one of those numbers 5's with the top chopped off. Ridiculous things.

 

[Zeberdi]

Yeah, you're probably right. We've already got someone refusing point blank to use an umlaut, spelling it 'omlaut'. We haven't even hired the bugger yet.

These American Swiss Germans coming over with their fancy names...

We can appoint @Herr Tubthumper as our chief pedant to give the wilful dislecksics among us a jolly good German thumping to knock the provincial stuffing out of us

 

[Eric the meek]

Warren has booked up for deep breathing relaxation sessions

I've set up a crowdfunding page for a spare set of false teeth for him, in case his old set pop out during a commentary.

 

[Smithy]

Sounds like it is virtually done

 

[Baldseagull]

Very interesting analysis. From suffocating the opposition, to vastly improved goalscoring stats of a midfielder (I'm thinking Wee Billy), to attention to set pieces, both in attack and defence, to FH's teams not being high press and more defensive, I think we are going to see the gaps in RDZ's tactics getting plugged.

Tony Bloom, whatever else you do now, land him. Bring him in.

One a season would be an improvement for Billy.

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

Not going to happen - It’s taken 18 months to spell Boninotte, 10 years to spell Houghton, Huzzler is young, plenty of time.

Easier to use Good Night and Guten Tag

 

[Grizz]

If it's a done deal then it's a classic modern Albion move, what's not to love about it, way better than going back to Potter if that was ever on the table. I'd have been proper gutted if they'd bought him back after all the nonsense he spoke after he'd dropped his trousers for Chelsea. It's an exciting and bold move, he'll have time to settle in here, just as Potter and RDZ did.

Oh and the tats

 

[kelvinnewman]

another tactcial analysis of St Pauli don't think this one's been shared on here yet https://adamfc5.substack.com/p/fc-st-pauli-europes-most-in-form

 

[albionalba]

Actually saw that in Munich. There were all these little Bayern mini-shops dotted across town - and they all sold club branded lederhosen

But for the strong cultural links that all German merch stores have I think our new manager will expect us to have Morris dancing costumes in stock....

 

[Home and Away]

I sincerely hope Albion fans (and the media) get the pronunciation of his name correct. There aren't difficult names, there are just lazy people.

 

[el punal]

Warren has booked up for deep breathing relaxation sessions

Warren’s looking up what you do with an omelette as we speak.

 

[Grizz]

I sincerely hope Albion fans (and the media) get the pronunciation of his name correct. There aren't difficult names, there are just lazy people.

I think you're setting yourself up for a disappointment here. The amount of people that couldn't even get Hughton right