[Albion] Fabian Hürzeler **SINGED 15/06/2024**

[Stato]

In my head I keep hearing Hurzeler as the 'Que Sera' bit in the Gibson Brothers banger 'Que Sera Mia Vida'. A song that's more than a decade older than he is. That's how down with the kids I am. (Mind you, I could never hear Arsene Wenger's name without it becoming the opening chant from The Lion King's 'Circle of Life'.)



Could the North Stand please sing:

"Hurrrrr Zeler
He's the geezer"

then make up the rest for me, and all dress in the Gibson Bros groovy outfits too?

Thanks very much for your assistance.

 

[Insel affe]

Please, please, please sign him before I have to read any more poetry on this thread!

 

[Stato]

Please, please, please sign him before I have to read any more poetry on this thread!

Try again. The chant's not relevant and nobody's going to sing along to an acoustic Smiths track.

 

[Stato]

Played sir!

 

[southstandandy]

Chill everyone. We'll have an appointment by the time the Euro's end. Enjoy the next 4 weeks of footy and I'm sure the club will sort things out.

 

[kiezkickerperson]

Bornemann tends to set deadlines for negotiations and will leave the table if he thinks there is no progress. But there seems to be a move in the right direction. Last figure was rumored to be around 9m EUR.

 

[Bob!]

Chill everyone. We'll have an appointment by the time the Euro's end. Enjoy the next 4 weeks of footy and I'm sure the club will sort things out.

I know you are exaggerating the timeline, and I am expecting the announcement within a few days.

But we do need the appointment before the players return for pre-season training. There's new systems to be embedded.

 

[Flounce]

Christ I almost hope we don’t sign him if we are going to have to listen to some of the suggested chants

 

[Ollo]

Go on home f***ing Brighton go on home
Have you got no f***ing coach on your own?
8 millions pounds we charge you without fear
And a bonus of 8 millions more!

 

[Sid and the Sharknados]

I know you are exaggerating the timeline, and I am expecting the announcement within a few days.

But we do need the appointment before the players return for pre-season training. There's new systems to be embedded.

Nah. Just send them out to jog around the pitch for 6 hours a day.

None of this "football" bullshit.

 

[jcdenton08]

Go on home f***ing Brighton go on home
Have you got no f***ing coach on your own?
8 millions pounds we charge you without fear
And a bonus of 8 millions more!

What the f*** was that?

 

[pigmanovich]

What the f*** was that?

Bet it sounds better in German!

 

[Sid and the Sharknados]

Bet it sounds better in German!

Somehow, I doubt it.

 

[Bob!]

What the f*** was that?

A disgruntled FC Pauli supporter?

 

[Flounce]

What the f*** was that?

St Pauli fan? I don’t blame him btw, must be f***ing annoying

 

[chaileyjem]

He's almost certainly going to be announced by the weekend unless every bit of reporting this morning is wrong.
Pre - season training (although there are 10 players at the Euros/ Copa America) is probably starting on July 4/5th for medical checks and then in earnest on Monday July 8th. I'm assuming the flight to Japan for the friendlies is the weekend of July 19/20.
So three weeks before any players are back from their hols.

He's probably got enough time to get himself up to speed.

 

[peterward]

Bornemann tends to set deadlines for negotiations and will leave the table if he thinks there is no progress. But there seems to be a move in the right direction. Last figure was rumored to be around 9m EUR.

Do you know our arch rivals stole one of your chants to make it their main chant?

But dont worry, it doesnt compare to the passion or singing by St Pauli, its a very shit imitation by a shit copycat club.

 

[Giraffe]

Maybe as he is born in the US but really German we can merge both national anthems first verse. It's telling of both nations that every German line is shorter than every US line. My do they love to talk!

O say can you see, by the dawn’s early light,
Unity and justice and freedom
What so proudly we hail’d at the twilight’s last gleaming,
For the German fatherland!
Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight
Towards these let us all strive
O’er the ramparts we watch’d were so gallantly streaming?
Brotherly with heart and hand!
And the rocket’s red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Unity and justice and freedom
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there,
Are the foundation of happiness;
O say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
Flourish in the radiance of this happiness,
O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave?
Flourish, German fatherland!

 

[chaileyjem]

 

[American Seagle]

I know you are exaggerating the timeline, and I am expecting the announcement within a few days.

But we do need the appointment before the players return for pre-season training. There's new systems to be embedded.

Only if you think all the other coaches just stand around and do nothing and the manager or head coach does everything.

There are plenty of coaches, physios, fitness staff and alike to take training without a head coach in place. Stop panicking.