[Food] FAB story, Zooming around

[ConfusedGloryHunter]

This guy is clearly a cone artist.

 

[Dick Swiveller]

Police are looking for a suspect with Funny Feet and armed with a Magnum.

 

[larus]

Soon be solved. Magnum is on the case.

 

[Sarisbury Seagull]

The judge is going to give him a Rocket when this one gets to court.

 

[el punal]

This means nothing to me, oh Viennetta.

 

[marlowe]

How did they plaice him at the scene...

...no?

On the strength of the evidence I think fish puns do have a plaice on this thread so feel free to continue...

 

[A1X]

You should try and conceal these sorts of crimes better. Walls have ears.

 

[Wellesley]

He'd heard the vehicle contained hundreds and thousands.

 

[Is it PotG?]

Offender offered mivigating circumstances apparently.

 

[Smirko]

Aided and abetted by his accomplices Ben and Jerry

 

[zefarelly]

It'll be no joke if the Police catch him and his lolly and stick it to him. He certainly won't be pulling funny faces,

These are just fantastic . . . .

https://flashbak.com/british-ice-lollies-and-ice-creams-1960-1990-19609/

 

[PTC Gull]

Sauce?

Chocolate

 

[Is it PotG?]

He's got a wafer thin alibi.

 

[Brok]

What do they sound like over there by the way? Over here its this melody and it drives people insane:

Apparently, the Ice Cream vans only sound their chimes when they've run out of ice cream.

At least that's what my tight fisted father used to tell me.

 

[Lego-Stand]

He will end up behind ..mars bars

 

[Eeyore]

Whipped up flake news.

But he'll be staring at the Walls soon.

 

[Live by the sea]

Well at least it’s another ice cream van off the road Selling there horrible powdered 99 ice creams made from rehydrated cream mix powder . Yuck ! And cardboard tasting cones yuck !