f***ing hell americans are dumb

[Aristotle]

I had

"Wow! I didn't know they spoke English in England"

While filming a documentary in the US, my brother was complimented on how good his English is

Today 17:41
Voroshilov I've met many more clever interesting Americans than dumb ones. Yes some can be thick, but are their idiots really any thicker than our ones?

Having said that, I fully agree with this sentiment. We have some pretty impressive idiots too.

 

[defrocked priest]

:dasreich:

You must be a Corny fan. pfft.

 

[Sergei Gotsmanov]

Even if true, still infinitely preferable to hereditary monarchy, bad dentition, a god-awful climate, swingeingly high taxes and expensive beer -- and an incurable tendency to sweeping generalizations.

That's debatable....i'd really not like to be an American....let alone a dumb one.

Teeth can be fixed....and to be English you don't need to live in England so climate and taxes can be avoided.

 

[Lyndhurst 14]

Even if true, still infinitely preferable to hereditary monarchy, bad dentition, a god-awful climate, swingeingly high taxes and expensive beer -- and an incurable tendency to sweeping generalizations.

…..don’t forget crawling along at a snail’s pace on most roads, hopeless (and expensive) rail and underground system and aggressive little chav gits who cant hold their beer wanting to start fights in the pubs.

 

[Stoo82]

"We've restord this building to how it looked over 50 years ago."

*high speed chase* "The cars going at over 70 miles an hour, oh my god!!!"

Not direct quotes, but you know what I mean.

 

[driddles]

Here are some dumb American highlights for your enjoyment (from Jay Leno - Jaywalking)

Leno Jay Walking Video by Frank - MySpace Video

 

[Stoo82]

Here are some dumb American highlights for your enjoyment (from Jay Leno - Jaywalking)

Leno Jay Walking Video by Frank - MySpace Video

Some ver good ones on that.

What does BYOB mean?!

 

[Flavor Flav]

I went to New York last month and got a man ask if I was from Liverpool, I said no, Brighton, to which he responded, Ohh your from Belgium then didn't know they spoke English there. And thats why I don't like Americans.

 

[little al]

Some ver good ones on that.

What does BYOB mean?!

Bring your own beer?

 

[little al]

Just watched the clip. I look a div over the BYOB thing now!

 

[itszamora]

Just watched the clip. I look a div over the BYOB thing now!

Don't worry, the picture under your name gave it away.

 

[little al]

Don't worry, the picture under your name gave it away.

.

 

[driddles]

BYOB - Bring your own beer. Used when throwing a party where you will not provide booze.

 

[Acker79]

Even if true, still infinitely preferable to hereditary monarchy, bad dentition, a god-awful climate, swingeingly high taxes and expensive beer -- and an incurable tendency to sweeping generalizations.

Three words: Steve Buscemi. Hillbillies.

 

[emphyrian]

went on safari in kenya few years back and took a balloon flight over the plains. the pilot was from Brighton and asked if id like to yank bait with him. As we went over some Zebra he winked and told us all "if your wondering what sex a zebra is, all females are white with black stripes and all males are black with white stripes." To which all americans on the flight said "you know i always wondered about that"

dumb yanks

 

[aftershavedave]

always get asked f i'm australian when in the us, which is weird.
my strangest? wow what a big watch! (and no it wasn't)

 

[Juan Albion]

I always find it amusing that people accuse others (usually Americans) of being dumb on NSC of all places. Look around, people!

 

[defrocked priest]

Are you quite sure about that?

Sorted now Juan, like I knew it was filmed in Manchester and like I give a flying.

 

[Juan Albion]

Sorted now Juan, like I knew it was filmed in Manchester and like I give a flying.

Nevertheless you were being 'dumb' on a thread about people being 'dumb'.

 

[patchamalbion]

I always find it amusing that people accuse others (usually Americans) of being dumb on NSC of all places. Look around, people!

got to agree just today i had a girl that thought essex was a town,and 3 girls could only name two German towns/cities.plus the youth of today iv been working with presently show a shocking amount of education/basic skills.