Excruciatingly sh1t Albion 'parody' Twitter accounts

[hans kraay fan club]

I've always quite liked Boring James Milner - https://twitter.com/BoringMilner - it's so beautifully dull that I like to pretend it's really him.

Quite. That one is nicely observed.

I've nothing against parody twitter accounts. Only sh1t ones!

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I do not even have a twitter account, so you can rule me out. How the hell do you remember me using th expression D-lish, great memory that must have been the one and only time I have used it.

I suspect that [MENTION=6886]Bozza[/MENTION] just MIGHT have googled that, rather than remembering it!

 

[Munkfish]

I suspect that [MENTION=6886]Bozza[/MENTION] just MIGHT have googled that, rather than remembering it!

To be fair I thought it may have stuck with him as it was such a CRACKING comment.

 

[timco]

Surely no one person could be THAT unfunny?

Ricky Gervais?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Ricky Gervais?

Its unlikely to be him, I reckon.

 

[Bozza]

I do not even have a twitter account, so you can rule me out. How the hell do you remember me using th expression D-lish, great memory that must have been the one and only time I have used it.

Or I used Google search on NSC alone.

 

[StonehamPark]

Possibly.

[MENTION=4667]Munkfish[/MENTION] has used D-lish on these very pages so I'm blaming him: https://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/showthread.php?258672-What-is-your-favourite-type-of-ONION

I'd consider [MENTION=21380]ArcticBlue[/MENTION] and [MENTION=12124]Stoo82[/MENTION] possible perpetrators too.

ooh I have left over sausage casserole tonight too but I am serving it with buttered cabbage and black pepper. YP sounds d'lish but too hungry to wait.

Yep.

D-lish.

 

[Stat Brother]

Surely no one person could be THAT unfunny?

We are rather spoiled by the calibre of our very own BensGrandad parody account.

You can't possibly expect the rest of t'internet to have such high standards.

 

[Munkfish]

Or I used Google search on NSC alone.

Don't lie.

 

[dazzer6666]

https://twitter.com/OFFICIALLBHAFC?lang=en

 

[Frutos]

Parody accounts can, if done well, be very amusing.

The three examples quoted in the OP, however, look like utter shite from where I'm sitting.

 

[Sheebo]

Cringe. So embarrassing - annoys me when anyone on my timeline even retweets these kind of bollocks tbh...

Of course, US Soccer guy is the best parody account in Twitter

 

[Iggle Piggle]

USA soccer guy is indeed very good albeit samey after a while. Likewise the Beijing Man utd fan always catches a few.

As for these Albion ones - Jesus Christ, it's worse than Mrs Brown's boys. Whoever the spotty, fat, Virgin is should get down the pub - if they are old enough that is.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Cringe. So embarrassing - annoys me when anyone on my timeline even retweets these kind of bollocks tbh...

Of course, US Soccer guy is the best parody account in Twitter

I don't think I follow anyone sad enough to retweet one of these morons. I've only seen them because they INFEST my Twitter, whenever I do a #bhafc search to see what's going on.

USA soccer guy is indeed very good albeit samey after a while. Likewise the Beijing Man utd fan always catches a few.

As for these Albion ones - Jesus Christ, it's worse than Mrs Brown's boys. Whoever the spotty, fat, Virgin is should get down the pub - if they are old enough that is.

Wise words

 

[Simster]

USA soccer guy is indeed very good albeit samey after a while. Likewise the Beijing Man utd fan always catches a few.

As for these Albion ones - Jesus Christ, it's worse than Mrs Brown's boys. Whoever the spotty, fat, Virgin is should get down the pub - if they are old enough that is.

USA Soccer Guy was funny a few years ago but now comes across as rather dated. It is also responsible for spawning about 300 copycat versions, all of which are about as comical as the worst bits of Hale and Pace and Citizen Khan put together.

 

[Horsham Gull]

My favourite parody account at the moment is badsouthernrail some of the stuff they tweet is genius comedy

 

[Wilko]

[tweet]685938619840872453[/tweet]

Does anyone else feel the need to burn their eyes out everytime they read someone using the word then instead of than?

 

[Worthingite]

The best football parody account was always https://twitter.com/TheBig_Sam but he's been a bit quiet recently.

Those albion ones are shit.

The Sam Allerdyce one was amazing, went a bit downhill when he started blogging for some betting company, the sell out.

 

[The Albion Roar]

USA Soccer Guy was funny a few years ago but now comes across as rather dated. It is also responsible for spawning about 300 copycat versions, all of which are about as comical as the worst bits of Hale and Pace and Citizen Khan put together.

The USA Cricket Guy one was funny for a while, especially as quite a few people fell for it when it started up.

 

[El Presidente]

USA Soccer Guy won an award at the online football awards last year (for which NSC was nominated as best online forum).

I miss Gus............