Excellent KARAOKE tracks

[Titanic]

hic

 

[Simster]

I hate Karaoke with a passion, I swear it's Japan's revenge for Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

Top tip: get PISSED.

 

[Dave the OAP]

When enough alcohol has passed my lips, I have been known, more than once to take the mic and do Wonderwall

I embarrased myself and a boat load of people by totally massacaring that. I couldnt hear the backing track, started out in the wrong key, flat and way out of tune.

I died a thousand deaths that night

 

[Hannibal smith]

Don’t whatever you do try and perform Ice Ice baby by Vanilla Ice. It is impossible to cook Mc’s like a pound of bacon, especially when you are well and truly bevied.

The easiest I have found is Stayin Alive by the Bee Gees. Squeeze your balls and sing that high note although that can be problematic if you smoke 20 a day and sound like Frank Butcher. Failing that anything by Madness is a winner as it just involves shouting and dancing stupidly. No-one knows if its good or bad.

 

[Vankleek Hill Seagull]

Livin' on a Prayer - Bon Jovi
House of Fire - Alice Cooper
Paradise City - Guns 'n' Roses
Barbie Girl - Aqua (with a female partner of course)
Me and Bobby Mcgee - Janis Joplin

 

[Dave the OAP]

Love Shack - with two female partners....

 

[Scotty Mac]

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