Ex Brighton Footballer - Floor Sanding

[Brok]

My friend told me that Teddy was really nice and did a good job sanding.

She had no idea who he was as she has no interest in football.

It was only when he told her that he had played for Brighton, Fulham and Chelsea she discovered that Teddy used be a footballer before going into sanding floors

Teddy did a good job sanding and was very friendly and chatty.

My friend who has no interest in football only discovered who Teddy was when he started telling her a few ‘interesting’ stories about his playing days with Brighton, Fulham and Chelsea before going into sanding floors.

All right, we heard you the first time.

 

[clapham_gull]

My friend who has no interest in football only discovered who Teddy was when he started telling her a few ‘interesting’ stories about his playing days with Brighton, Fulham and Chelsea before going into sanding floors.

When he got onto the funny floor sanding anecdotes, she made her excuses and left.

 

[GJN1]

Steve '40' Gritt?

The fact that this attracted just one 'Like' is making me question my future on NSC. Some people...

 

[bhafc99]

I can hear the commentary from the last Goldstone game now, “FLOORER, STUART FLOORER…!!!”

 

[Mellor 3 Ward 4]

My friend told me that Teddy was really nice and did a good job sanding.

She had no idea who he was as she has no interest in football.

It was only when he told her that he had played for Brighton, Fulham and Chelsea she discovered that Teddy used be a footballer before going into sanding floors

Teddy did a good job sanding and was very friendly and chatty.

My friend who has no interest in football only discovered who Teddy was when he started telling her a few ‘interesting’ stories about his playing days with Brighton, Fulham and Chelsea before going into sanding floors.

Did he have to go back and sand it twice?

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Went into partnership with Doug Loft.

 

[Cowfold Seagull]

Bobby "The Floorer" ?

When you really approve of that tight tongue and groove...

.. That's The Floorer

Dean Martin would have been proud of you.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

And Smith Must Floor...

 

[Diocletian]

All right, we heard you the first time.

Oops
That'll teach me for having too many threads open (and posting) at the same time!

 

[The Wookiee]

Liam OffCutt ?

 

[Thunder Bolt]

You need a sweeper.

 

[The Wookiee]

Alan CORK ?

 

[The Wookiee]

Did Sander Westerveld ever play for us?

No but Max SANDERS did

 

[METALMICKY]

Went into partnership with Doug Loft.

What was his conversion rate?

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Went into partnership with Doug Loft.

The attic-ing midfielder?

 

[Comrade Sam]

I believe he was a coach and not a player - Alan Caulk

 

[allystrat]

Didnt Perry Digweed become a gardener......'?

 

[Brok]

The attic-ing midfielder?

Yes. But he often found himself up there in insulation.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Steve Matting

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

2 sensible answers, 3 pages of puns. God I love NSC at times.