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Digweeds Trousers

New member
May 17, 2004
2,079
Tunbridge Wells
Everything will turn out fine.................you know why?

1. Scotland have begun the climb back into the top ecelons of international football.

2. Our manager at Brighton is a canny Scot who will see us through.

3. Virgo is now in the mix to play one of the powerhouses of international football.

4. My gonads are looking respledant resting on my desk at work.

5. I have dug out an ingrowing toenail that was beginning to throb.

6. Fat people will be barred from public transport between the hours of 7am and 7pm.

7. Bernard Bresslaws nephew has moved in next door to me.

8. I saw a 19 year old girsl bottom on the common last week.

9. Lollipop ladies are to be housed in ghettos in Lancing after they finish work.

10. Sainsburys have started selling radishes earlier than in any other year.


Life is good. Live the dream and love the Albion. You can take our wives, you can take our children but you will never take our FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 




Meade's Ball

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
13,653
Hither (sometimes Thither)
If you look like Spike Milligan, this could happen at any time.

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Jul 5, 2003
3,245
Cardiff
Digweeds Trousers said:
1. Scotland have begun the climb back into the top ecelons of international football.

The climb back? When were Scotland anywhere near the top echelons of international football? ???
 




Jul 5, 2003
3,245
Cardiff
Re: Re: Re: Everythings going to be alright.

Uncle Buck said:
Its all in the mind....

It's like saying that Rochdale have begun the climb back towards the Premiership.....
 




Digweeds Trousers

New member
May 17, 2004
2,079
Tunbridge Wells
Gadzooks m'lud, doubters at 6 o'clock.

When was the last time you beat the great Dutch team of the 70s in a World Cup finals?

And of course the last time we played you at Wembley I seem to remeber...............mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm great days, soon to be many more of them.
 


Ratso2005

Well-known member
Dec 4, 2004
285
Digweeds Trousers said:
8. I saw a 19 year old girsl bottom on the common last week.

May I ask how you got the age so precise - did you count the rings?
 


Uncle Buck

Ghost Writer
Jul 7, 2003
28,075
Digweeds Trousers said:
And of course the last time we played you at Wembley I seem to remeber...............mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm great days, soon to be many more of them.

As has been said, yes Don 'The English Mackem' Hutchinson did score the winner for you in the second leg of that play off, but oh who won the tie? England.

Now back to the principality and your pub league sides.
 






Simster

"the man's an arse"
Jul 7, 2003
54,955
Surrey
Digweeds Trousers said:
Gadzooks m'lud, doubters at 6 o'clock.

When was the last time you beat the great Dutch team of the 70s in a World Cup finals?

And of course the last time we played you at Wembley I seem to remeber...............mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm great days, soon to be many more of them.
Says it all really. You pick two results of little consequence.

3-2 v Holland - but onto the plane home a day later.
1-0 v England - Scotland lose 2-1 on aggregate. No Euro action for you.

Does anyone remember that 2-2 draw at Grimsby. 2,500 of us there and we were on the telly. Great days. :dunce: :jester:
 


3gulls

Banned
Jul 26, 2004
2,403
Digweeds Trousers said:
Everything will turn out fine.................you know why?

1. Scotland have begun the climb back into the top ecelons of international football.

2. Our manager at Brighton is a canny Scot who will see us through.

3. Virgo is now in the mix to play one of the powerhouses of international football.

4. My gonads are looking respledant resting on my desk at work.

5. I have dug out an ingrowing toenail that was beginning to throb.

6. Fat people will be barred from public transport between the hours of 7am and 7pm.

7. Bernard Bresslaws nephew has moved in next door to me.

8. I saw a 19 year old girsl bottom on the common last week.

9. Lollipop ladies are to be housed in ghettos in Lancing after they finish work.

10. Sainsburys have started selling radishes earlier than in any other year.


Life is good. Live the dream and love the Albion. You can take our wives, you can take our children but you will never take our FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

??? :eek: Call for the men in white coats! :lolol:
 


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