[Misc] Everyday things you cannot do as well as professionals.

[hans kraay fan club]

I guess there's nothing I can do as well as someone who is professional at it? Apart from my profession. Even then, no doubt there are far better than me

There are things - SUBJECTIVE things.

I can make a cup of tea - to MY taste, better than anyone else, professional or otherwise.

 

[dazzer6666]

Begs a thread...'Things You Can Do as Well as the Professionals'

Will be a bit like that survey that was done around the Olympics - people stating what sports they thought they could reach Olympic standard in if they had 3 years training or something. The results were laughably stupid.

 

[Eeyore]

Crowbar a dig at whoever the present government is into a benign thread on NSC

 

[Gabbiano]

Crowbar a dig at whoever the present government is into a benign thread on NSC

That's because you're not as sly and vindictive as Keir Starmer

Etc etc etc

 

[LANGDON SEAGULL]

Making a curry is never as good as getting one from the takeaway

 

[Giraffe]

Washing a car. Especially inside. They’re just much better at it.

 

[The Clamp]

Trimming my beard. I make a right hash of it. I leave it to my barber.

 

[cheshunt seagull]

Repairing scratches on a car, even very small ones.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Hair cuts.
My head always looks like an unshaved testicle if not cut properly

 

[AmexRuislip]

Washing a car. Especially inside. They’re just much better at it.

I very much doubt that.
You should see the 'professianals' in the Watford Atrium car park.
Charge an absolute fortune, resembling a child washing a car.
I've always done my own and wouldn't pay those gimps

 

[Dun Lurkin]

Just tried to repair a rotten plank in my shed. Bugger of a job banging the nails in. Should I have used screws?

 

[The Clamp]

Just tried to repair a rotten plank in my shed. Bugger of a job banging the nails in. Should I have used screws?

You don’t repair rotten wood. You bin it.

 

[ConfusedGloryHunter]

Blow jobs.

 

[Insel affe]

Window cleaning

You obviously have not seen the local window cleaning efforts around Lancing, a blind chimpanzee could do better, similar height and smell to be honest.

 

[Cordwainer]

S3x.
Apparently.

 

[Triggaaar]

Washing a car. Especially inside. They’re just much better at it.

That's one of the few things I'm as good at as a pro (outside only).

Not as good: well pretty much everything else.

 

[HeaviestTed]

Pole dancing, and selling videos of myself on onlyfans

 

[happypig]

Making a curry is never as good as getting one from the takeaway

I beg to differ.
I made a Madras with Pilau rice yesterday and Mrs H said it was as good as a takeaway. Used this feller's recipe : https://www.mistyricardo.com/

 

[Bry Nylon]

Hair cuts.
My head always looks like an unshaved testicle if not cut properly

I have to be honest, there's some bad news and there's some good news.


Actually, there is only bad news.

 

[jcdenton08]

Make sweet, sweet love.