Every thing you need to know about Today's match is here...

[Deleted User X18H]

..Countdown to D Day From The Argus)

 

[Djmiles]

That was 60 seconds of my life I'll never get back.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

That was 60 seconds of my life I'll never get back.

What have you just had sex

 

[Kenhead]

Theirs only one 'A' in 'Monkey Hangers'

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Pony Tim. Dissapointing mate.

 

[Simon Morgan]

Dire

 

[Beach Hut]

4/10 very poor and don't give up the day job, oh but you did

 

[skipper734]

Well at least you handed something in. The excuse is a bit like," the dog ate my homework Sir!"
Could do better. 3/10

 

[Soul Finger]

That is disrespectful to professional writers everywhere.

 

[Ecosse Exile]

My old mum always said, if you've got nothing worthwhile to say, say nothing.
Im glad to see im not the only one who doesnt agree with this sentiment!

 

[Don Quixote]

You are so shit at writing. Please give up.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

It's not only this afternoon's match that's a bit of a conundrum...

 

[Uncle C]

You are so shit at writing. Please give up.

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

Timm-ehhh