[Humour] Every cloud

[Not Andy Naylor]

Our elderly cat isn't as good as he used to be at dealing with his personal hygiene. Sometimes when he goes out for a dump, some of it is still attached to his somewhat luxuriant fur when he comes back in. Mrs Not Andy Naylor now confines him to the kitchen as a result.

Imagine my disgust when I found that he had sat on the sports section of today's Sunday Times and left a, er, deposit.

But then imagine my delight when I realised that he had carefully placed it on a photograph of Wilfried Zaha.

It must be an omen of some sort for this afternoon's result. Cats know, you know.

 

[Is it PotG?]

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Our elderly cat isn't as good as he used to be at dealing with his personal hygiene. Sometimes when he goes out for a dump, some of it is still attached to his somewhat luxuriant fur when he comes back in. Mrs Not Andy Naylor now confines him to the kitchen as a result.

Imagine my disgust when I found that he had sat on the sports section of today's Sunday Times and left a, er, deposit.

But then imagine my delight when I realised that he had carefully placed it on a photograph of Wilfried Zaha.

It must be an omen of some sort for this afternoon's result. Cats know, you know.

So. What you're saying here is the fat cat shat on the tw@t?

 

[Wellesley]

The last place I'd want a cat with a shitty arse is in my kitchen.

 

[highflyer]

The last place I'd want a cat with a shitty arse is in my kitchen.

My immediate thought as well. WTF?

Unless of course you have a few hundred empty pizza boxes handy to cover all and every surface before you let him in.

 

[Coldeanseagull]

You need to get one of these cat cleaners
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