[Albion] Ever thought of punching somebody for no reason when talking to them ?

[Triggaaar]

Yep Ive been doing it all my life
Sometimes the feeling varies and I want to kick them really hard in the shins - totally irrational
Im glad there is someone else out there .
Maybe we should meet up for a night out and happily beat the shit out of each other .... ?

And fight club was born.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

And fight club was born.

Exactly, and it's what Brett Easton Ellis brought us with American Psycho - that actually a lot of us are teetering on the psychological brink and are only one Whammy Burger and fries mess up away from doing a Michael Douglas in Falling Down and it's also why a thread entitled 'Actors You Can't Stand' is still on page one while the 'Actors You Love' thread dropped like a stone. Feel the hate, Trigaaar, feel the hate. #Bell Cheeses at Work

 

[marlowe]

When I was a teenager I was talking to my sister's friend who was eating a sandwhich while we were talking. All of a sudden and for no apparent reason she shoved her sandwich right in my face. She was terribly apologetic immediately afterwards and explained that she didn't mean any harm, she was just suddenly overtaken by an overwhelming urge which she couldn't suppress and there was no other reason for her behaviour. I wasn't at all annoyed as I totally understood.

 

[Dave the OAP]

...actually is this a subliminal "punch a stoke fan" thing?


sorry " fist pump and get a selfie"

 

[Two Professors]

Frequently,but can't afford the screen replacements.

 

[Easy 10]

I was on a stag do in Amsterdam a few years ago. We stopped off to buy some ice creams (it was hot ok ?), and just as my mate was about to have a lick of his, I felt this irrepressible urge to shove it in his FACE. So I quickly pushed his hand up, forcing the ice cream right into his mush. The only thing was, I did it a bit harder than I thought, and part of the cone went up his nose and cut the inside of his nostril. Claret everywhere, and despite copious napkins trying to stem the flow, it just would not stop bleeding for ages.

I nearly died laughing. I wholeheartedly recommend sudden and senseless acts of violence, they can be terrifically entertaining and truly memorable.

 

[Gabbafella]

One of my favourite quotes, and quite fitting for today, is:

"If I started murdering people, there'd be none of you left." - Charles Manson.