Ever lanced a boil?

[crodonilson]

Well, have you?

 

[happypig]

I popped a whitlow, does that count ?

 

[Meade's Ball]

I boiled the body of a Lance I coldly slayed in the, and his, mid-80s. A foul brew. I had miniscule fragments of his heel skin in the roof of my mouth for a couple of days at least.

 

[vegster]

Use a hot poultice, slightly less painful.

 

[Colonel Angus]

Only in Walton on the Naze.

I recommend sucking a Parma Violet as a mild distraction.

 

[Coldeanseagull]

Had this obscenity growing as a spare nose in my teens, so I took a needle to it. After shedding about a pint of what can best be described as curdled tapioca with raspberry jam all over the bathroom mirror, the pain I experienced convinced me the next time I won't be sober

 

[Buzzer]

I can do you a picture of Lance Armstrong looking very sweaty or Lance Percival boiling an egg. What's your fancy?

 

[The Fifth Column]

I thought this was another Katie Hopkins thread.

 

[BN9 BHA]

Voted Steve Cotterill

 

[Surf's Up]

Get a life!!

 

[catfish]

I boiled the body of a Lance I coldly slayed in the, and his, mid-80s. A foul brew. I had miniscule fragments of his heel skin in the roof of my mouth for a couple of days at least.

Good job you weren't asked to prick a boil.

 

[Dr. No]

No.