Ever had a role in a school play?

[pasty]

I was one of twelve drummers drumming at primary school when the teachers decided we were going to do the 12 days of christmas.

Then at senior school, after weeks of begging by my music teacher, I finally relented and deigned to join the school orchestra (I was much too good for them you understand) to play lead trumpet in their production of Benjemin Brittens Noyes Fludde.

 

[Biscuit]

I was Charlie in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, and Scrooge in A Christmas Carol.

 

[Dave the OAP]

I played the Doctor in Blythe Spirit...i was shite

My Laura was :

Joseph in .....technicolor dreamcoat, and The Pied Piper in ....PP of Hamylin.

She was excellent

My Bex played the Artful Dodger in Oliver...she wasalso brilliant


Happy days of youth..its goes so quickly...


Black...Black...its all black..

 

[The Large One]

Le grand mauvais loup?

Oui, dans un realisation de 'le petite, gentile fille en cerise'.

J'etait formidable...

 

[Biscuit]

Oui, dans un realisation de 'le petite, gentile fille en cerise'.

J'etait formidable...

I just said that in my croaky morning voice/with french accent and it sounds well cool. No idea what your going on about mind, something about being formidable, either way I learning it.

 

[Trufflehound]

I had a roll in the school canteen once. Does that count?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Oui, dans un realisation de 'le petite, gentile fille en cerise'.

J'etait formidable...

I thought the French called it Le Petit Chaperon Rouge?

I'm sure you were awesome anyway

 

[The Large One]

I thought the French called it Le Petit Chaperon Rouge?

I'm sure you were awesome anyway

Peut etre.

 

[Trufflehound]

I'm sure you were awesome anyway

Shouldn't that be "redoutable"?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

"Mais grand-mere! Quelles grandes dents vous avez!"

 

[Lord Bracknell]

This year, I shall mainly be playing the part of a Blind Beggar.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

This year, I shall mainly be playing the part of a Blind Beggar.

Which begs the question...why are you wearing glasses then?

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

Can't remember properly, but some nativity themed one. I had to stand and shout "The king and queen of Bologna! Their courtiers and soldiers!"

I must have been n older than four or five, and yet I still remember it clearly. Didn't know what a courtier was until I just looked it up though.

 

[The Large One]

"Mais grand-mere! Quelles grandes dents vous avez!"

They were Alice Copsey's lines - not yours.

Kindly leave the stage.

 

[Soul Finger]

I played the Pied Piper in a school play and a hippo in Noah's Ark.

My finest minute came as an innkeeper in a nativity play.

 

[Dave the OAP]

Not strictly speaking school play, but when I used to go regularily to Church, we were doing a nativity play for Christingle, and Mary ( one of the local cute kiddies) had to carry baby Jesus. Anyway, she was bored and mimed giving birth to Jesus by stuffing the doll up her dress and standing up...whereupon baby Jesus fell to the ground.....getting a really good laugh ( much to the chagrin of the Vicar) she proceeded to do it again......the vicars wife shot ger a venomous look and she looked away...ran over to the font and proceeded to "drown " baby Jesus in the holy water.

If only someone had recorded it we would have made a fortune on that home movies thing.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

i was CAPTAIN ZAPP in some made up story. upon which me and my crew travelled to a planret of aliens.

i shot them as they looked scary, despiter my crew saying we shouldnt as we should not judge them on looks. i didnt GIVE A f*** COS IM A BAD-ASS

i was also a chef in that story about the witches.

 

[Bry Nylon]

I was Charlie in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

I was a fudge packer.

 

[Cian]

I did lighting/sound control and radio interference supression for my school play in my final year. The previous year I played "random background character 12" according to the script

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

I was The Pied Piper in the Pied Piper of Hamelin and Joseph in Joseph and his Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat