schmunk
Why oh why oh why?
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Where did you spring up from?
Thought this post deserved a bounce.
I let my 5 year old help me wash the car a couple of weeks ago, her job was to wipe the car down after I'd washed to get rid of the drip marks.
Unbeknownst to me at the time she dropped the chamois on the floor at some point. And then proceeded to wipe it all over the car. Hence lots of (light) scratches in every panel except the roof.
I then had to spend 3 hours sweating like a pig trying to t-cut and polish them out (which I managed successfully thank god).
She came out after a while and being a normal woman (sorry any ladies reading this) said "that looks really clean what are doing now?"
I told her it takes hours to clean a car properly.
Got away with that one.
Can't believe I was so stupid. My misus has this guy come round to wash her car but obviously he was not working during lockdown. So a few weeks ago I washed the car for her.
There was a load of bird poo on the top of the car that I could not budge no matter how hard I tried so I got the scourer from the kitchen and removed it with that. When the card had dried it was a disaster on top - seriously damaged paintwork. She's quite short and has not noticed the mess I created.
Now the car washer guy is back working and her car needs cleaning again she booked him in. He will notice instantly.
However, she took me to pick up my car after it had been serviced and spotted a car she wanted. The salesman valued her card without noticing the top - don't know how but it was dirty again. We are now gong ahead to buy the other car and offload the old car. I told her to cancel the car wash guy as there was no point,
Think I've got away with it.
Yes have cut through my hedgecutter lead
Literally about to get out the yellow pages and claim a French polisher might literally be able to save my life. Oops.
I got the electric hedgetrimmer out today to have a bit of a hack at some trees and bushes in the garden, whilst the missus pruned the roses. I was almost done, but high up on the stepladder, I took a swipe at a branch that was a little out of reach. The flex on the hedgetrimmer kind of flicked up, and yup, I cut straight through it. Days gone by I'd have probably been toasted on the spot, but all that happened is that it cut out immediately (obvs). Seeing the now-dangling flex, I gathered it up, scuttled down the ladder, wrapped it round the trimmer and said "that'll do for now", before swiftly packing it away in the shed before she could see. I'll sort it out later.
Its not THAT big a deal in the great scheme of things, she would hardly have gone ape. The only thing is - I did EXACTLY the same around this time last year, and had to repair the flex, which she knows about. Having done it again today though, she could, and would, use my hapless goonery against me. Forever. I speak as someone typing on his 3rd laptop, after I slopped red wine over 2 previous ones destroying them (in the space of 3 weeks) a couple of years ago. I've done it to this one as well a bit, but thus far its survived, albeit with a slightly sticky spacebar.
She doesn't NEED to know these things, and on the whole, its just better she doesn't. Anyone else had some minor mishaps they've kept to themselves ?
I got the electric hedgetrimmer out today to have a bit of a hack at some trees and bushes in the garden, whilst the missus pruned the roses. I was almost done, but high up on the stepladder, I took a swipe at a branch that was a little out of reach. The flex on the hedgetrimmer kind of flicked up, and yup, I cut straight through it. Days gone by I'd have probably been toasted on the spot, but all that happened is that it cut out immediately (obvs). Seeing the now-dangling flex, I gathered it up, scuttled down the ladder, wrapped it round the trimmer and said "that'll do for now", before swiftly packing it away in the shed before she could see. I'll sort it out later.
Its not THAT big a deal in the great scheme of things, she would hardly have gone ape. The only thing is - I did EXACTLY the same around this time last year, and had to repair the flex, which she knows about. Having done it again today though, she could, and would, use my hapless goonery against me. Forever. I speak as someone typing on his 3rd laptop, after I slopped red wine over 2 previous ones destroying them (in the space of 3 weeks) a couple of years ago. I've done it to this one as well a bit, but thus far its survived, albeit with a slightly sticky spacebar.
She doesn't NEED to know these things, and on the whole, its just better she doesn't. Anyone else had some minor mishaps they've kept to themselves ?
One has to be of a certain age to appreciate the final line of this tale of woe, best of luck!
Can't believe I was so stupid. My misus has this guy come round to wash her car but obviously he was not working during lockdown. So a few weeks ago I washed the car for her.
There was a load of bird poo on the top of the car that I could not budge no matter how hard I tried so I got the scourer from the kitchen and removed it with that. When the card had dried it was a disaster on top - seriously damaged paintwork. She's quite short and has not noticed the mess I created.
Now the car washer guy is back working and her car needs cleaning again she booked him in. He will notice instantly.
However, she took me to pick up my car after it had been serviced and spotted a car she wanted. The salesman valued her card without noticing the top - don't know how but it was dirty again. We are now gong ahead to buy the other car and offload the old car. I told her to cancel the car wash guy as there was no point,
Think I've got away with it.