Ever been BARRED from a pub?

[Barrel of Fun]

How did you get barred from that place!? When I was a student I got so plastered in there I fell asleep in the toilets and I still got back in no problems the next week. A couple of girls were however barred from there at some point as they were found giving blowjobs to guys on the dancefloor. That place was utter FILTH and had the cheepest dirtiest home brew style vodka going. Quality.

Honesty, aparently!

Many, many people I knew were ill after drinking that vodka. Christ knows what they used. It was meant to be one of the easiest places in the country to pull. Everyone, without fail, used to come out with black dirt half way up their legs/trousers. Grim!

 

[brighton bluenose]

Been barred from The Seafield, The Albion(twice!!), Sussex Cricketers and must be more that I cant remember!!!

 

[newhaven seagull 85]

I recall me and a bunch of mates being asked to leave the then Railway Tavern in Portslade sometime during the 1990 World Cup. We MUST have been very bad.

it was after the semi final and we were pissed.

 

[NMH]

Yes - The Royal Oak in Poynings.
Some fat local piece of shit came up to me and announced loudly he'd like to kick my dog. Said fat goon 'Al', is a serial drunk who spends all weekends failing to pull every poor lady he desperately plies with drink, and spends up to £500 there for his binges.

After raising the issue, the barman said it must have been my dog's fault and "did she pee somewhere or something". So, I realised the barman is just a useless wanker, and invited the fatboy out for a pasting. He mouthed off, but of course declined to take me up on the offer.
Next time in, the worthless fag of a bar-manager told me I have to APOLOGIZE to fatboy or I can't come in the pub.

Seeing the fat idiot outside, I offered to piledrive his head into the concrete, then the big-spending-drunks anus-licking barman ushered him to safety so he could sell him more plonk.

Great - so that pub wants to be represented by a problematic idiot who can't handle his drink! If the food matched the price even closely, I might even miss the place.

 

[Nibble]

Yes - The Royal Oak in Poynings.
Some fat local piece of shit came up to me and announced loudly he'd like to kick my dog. Said fat goon 'Al', is a serial drunk who spends all weekends failing to pull every poor lady he desperately plies with drink, and spends up to £500 there for his binges.

After raising the issue, the barman said it must have been my dog's fault and "did she pee somewhere or something". So, I realised the barman is just a useless wanker, and invited the fatboy out for a pasting. He mouthed off, but of course declined to take me up on the offer.
Next time in, the worthless fag of a bar-manager told me I have to APOLOGIZE to fatboy or I can't come in the pub.

Seeing the fat idiot outside, I offered to piledrive his head into the concrete, then the big-spending-drunks anus-licking barman ushered him to safety so he could sell him more plonk.

Great - so that pub wants to be represented by a problematic idiot who can't handle his drink! If the food matched the price even closely, I might even miss the place.

Curious that every story you ever tell seems to have you coming out as the hero/hard nut/victor.

 

[NMH]

Curious that every story you ever tell seems to have you coming out as the hero/hard nut/victor.

I'd hardly call myself a "hero/hard nut/victor"!
Most people would have socked the twat first time, few would have taken the issue to the head barman, and I'm barred from the pub while he's feted and waited on by an arselicker who required me to apologize!

So - that's heroic victory for me, is it?

 

[1 night only]

Been barred from The Seafield, The Albion(twice!!), Sussex Cricketers and must be more that I cant remember!!!

Was it the nosebag or the manbag that did it?

 

[chez]

Got barred from The Vic by Portslade Station for a short time. Left it 3 weeks then went back in again as if nothing had happened and I don't think the bloke even recognised me.

I like it in there as the landlord is an "anyone but united" man.

 

[sir albion]

Been barred from a few clubs before and bunged out of pubs and clubs for fighting on numerous occasions.Not so much in recent years though

 

[Leekbrookgull]

Been barred from two 'up here' both near Congleton same landlord !

 

[Lincolnshire Seagull]

Got banned from the Black Horse in Ludford (Lincs) cos my cricket mates and me kept winning on the quiz machine. They thought we were cheating but we were just knowledgeable (!) - on music, sport and "general knowledge". Bloody stupid cos we spent more over the bar than we ever won on the machine.

 

[Grassman]

Yes. A few pubs, most recently in September last year for decking a bloke that upset my missus.

Come on mate, she is as rough as f*ck afterall! We've all been there.

I'm banned from Davinchis/Belugas in Tun Wells for threatening to 'hurt' the bloke in the toilets selling aftershave. He claimed I nicked a bottle when pissed, I maintain I was merely borrowing it......

 

[macky]

white hawk the clyde bush i go inn spread eagle
most alomg london road at one time
cannon to many to list here
great fun was had

 

[Pot noodles for everyone]

Yes - The Royal Oak in Poynings.
Some fat local piece of shit came up to me and announced loudly he'd like to kick my dog. Said fat goon 'Al', is a serial drunk who spends all weekends failing to pull every poor lady he desperately plies with drink, and spends up to £500 there for his binges.

After raising the issue, the barman said it must have been my dog's fault and "did she pee somewhere or something". So, I realised the barman is just a useless wanker, and invited the fatboy out for a pasting. He mouthed off, but of course declined to take me up on the offer.
Next time in, the worthless fag of a bar-manager told me I have to APOLOGIZE to fatboy or I can't come in the pub.

Seeing the fat idiot outside, I offered to piledrive his head into the concrete, then the big-spending-drunks anus-licking barman ushered him to safety so he could sell him more plonk.

Great - so that pub wants to be represented by a problematic idiot who can't handle his drink! If the food matched the price even closely, I might even miss the place.

I'd hardly call myself a "...hard nut..."!

Neither would I but you talk a good fight though.

 

[User removed 4]

I'd hardly call myself a "hero/hard nut/victor"!
Most people would have socked the twat first time, few would have taken the issue to the head barman, and I'm barred from the pub while he's feted and waited on by an arselicker who required me to apologize!

So - that's heroic victory for me, is it?

Anyone using the term ''socked'' as a euphemism for chinning someone , cannot possily have any fighting ability whatsoever

 

[seagullsoverlincoln]

Many years ago i got banned from a pub in Dorset for sticking a condom on the landlords car exhaust. Got banned from another pub the same year for scraping dogshit of my
shoe into an ashtray.

 

[Simster]

Neither would I but you talk a good fight though.

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If I don't go to the dentist, my teeth could end up looking like his.

 

[csider]

Been barred from The Seafield, The Albion(twice!!), Sussex Cricketers and must be more that I cant remember!!!

Such better places without you

 

[wellquickwoody]

Yes it’s a funny place Guildford very nice town by day but of an evening full of c**ts. When I was about 20 some idiot walked past me and decided to bust my nose for no reason what so ever.

Wasn't Cheryl Cole, I mean Tweedy, was it?

 

[csider]

Was it the nosebag or the manbag that did it?