[Music] Eurovision Song Contest 2019 - The Official Thread & Sweepstake

[Badger]

Last place

 

[Bry Nylon]

Last place

Fvck 'em.

None of them can actually talk to each other unless they speak English.

 

[Badger]

Norway: cat meet pigeons

 

[Thunder Bolt]

The Russians bots have been hard at work.

 

[scooter1]

Dragging on a bit..

 

[Frutos]

Congrats to [MENTION=12904]Napier[/MENTION] and the Netherlands [emoji106]

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Poor Sweden, all that build up for just 93 points.

 

[ozzygull]

To be honest the UK song was total sh1t even by Eurovision Song Contest standards. The poor kid we sent was stitched up like a kipper and he could barely sing. We have one of the best music industries in the world, but anyone decent would not go near that competition, it’s a career ender.

 

[Badger]

Such a nothing song.

I see the UK agreed with me, Norway top

 

[Napier]

Yippeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Gazwag]

Norway, Aus, Germany I think will be top three

Norway won the UK vote

 

[Napier]

Congrats to [MENTION=12904]Napier[/MENTION] and the Netherlands [emoji106]

Thank you.

 

[Eeyore]

Congrats to [MENTION=12904]Napier[/MENTION] and the Netherlands [emoji106]

Some of us are old enough to remember their last winner. The point at which any respect left the competition...

Ding a dong every hour... I quite liked it... but I was 6.

 

[Grizz]

The Swedish guys face at the end is going to be a meme for years to come!

 

[Bozza]

The Swedish guys face at the end is going to be a meme for years to come!

Could only have been bettered if he'd said "Sorry Sweden, you got zero points".

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

Poor Sweden, all that build up for just 93 points.

That was excruciatingly funny

 

[Dave the OAP]

Everyone hates us.

 

[Badger]

We're the Millwall of Eurovision.

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Could you use this as a yardstick for our popularity across Europe, I think so.
The competion is a camp farce, our song was average but there was far worse, the public vote is an indication because music does not matter in Eurovision, it very rarely does.
We are a laughing stock across Europe.
But hats off to Iceland for the Palestinian scarves and stuff, unfortunately you won't make it to the airport.

 

[jimhigham]

Although Harry Wilson's Tackle would almost certainly never watch Eurovision, had he done so I'm sure he'd have wholeheartedly voted for Iceland.