[Music] Eurovision - Liverpool To Host In 2023

[BrianB]

Moldova, Lithuania and a sympathy vote for Ukraine.

 

[rool]

That old Italian lady was copying Father Dick Byrne's song for Ireland I think.

 

[Pavilionaire]

Ukraine to win, Sweden, Italy, Moldova Top 4. Swiss last, UK - who knows?

 

[Simster]

That old Italian lady was copying Father Dick Byrne's song for Ireland I think.

Serbia decided My Lovely Horse risked them winning it, so picked something worse.

 

[GT49er]

I knew that you’d not be able to resist mentioning ‘but’ when referencing the Spanish effort.

Who was it who first came up with the phrase, 'Nice video, shame about the song'?



(Yes, I do know the answer, but seldom has it been more apposite).

 

[jcdenton08]

...there was a song?

 

[KZNSeagull]

Get on with it

 

[GT49er]

...there was a song?

I believe that's some sort of a token entry requirement for the competition?

 

[Thunder Bolt]

We’re getting points!

 

[Mr Putdown]

Personally, I love the post-mortem we have every year after we do so appallingly. The target for the UK for me is always nil points but I’ve only had the excitement of this happening twice. Last year was glorious!

There was a lad on the wireless claiming that we’re one of the favourites and that we’ve finally learnt our lessons and produced a good song.This is, of course, all BS and we’re likely to finish at the bottom again because it’s all based on politics and most European countries (rightly) hate our guts.

So this will be another brilliant year for me if our apparent ‘favourite’ song does horrifically with Graham bemoaning the cruelty of the voters and not being able to fathom why no one votes for us (which should be pretty obvious to him being an Irishman).

I’m certain the UK will finish bottom 5 but I might not get my nil point dream tonight.

This post isn’t ageing well.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Ukraine gave us 12 points. Douze points!

 

[beorhthelm]

well thats what a boat load of weapons buys you.

 

[KZNSeagull]

"we've got points".

 

[jabba]

Top of the table!

 

[hart's shirt]

If we finish top 4, do we qualify for Europe?

 

[KZNSeagull]

"Someone at the BBC is getting nervous"

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Oooh we couldn’t, could we?

 

[Mr Putdown]

Yes... and people will be saying "booh, we're getting 0 points because the world hates us" when in reality your songs are always not only hideous but also dull as dish water.

He’s got a point you know.

 

[Bozza]

Ukraine gave us 12 points. Douze points!

Costing us £200m per week in military hardwear and munitions, but if it gets us over the line...

 

[hart's shirt]

Another 12 points...and another...and another.

Give the Dome a quick clean now in readiness.