[Music] Eurovision - Liverpool To Host In 2023

[Me and my Monkey]

A bit Eminem that middle bit from Germany.

 

[JJ McClure]

Thought that was great from Germany

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Never smile knowingly at the audience. Lithyoulosinia.

Sounds too Russian for the moment, too. Boo!

 

[Me and my Monkey]

I like Lithuania's entry. Which means they'll come last. Sorry Lithuania.

 

[JJ McClure]

Lithuania worst so far

 

[KZNSeagull]

Lithuania had the most interesting voice so far.

 

[Super Steve Earle]

I liked Lithuania too.
Azerbaijan not my kind of thing.

 

[Me and my Monkey]

Oh, christ.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Oh, christ.

On his very own cross.

 

[Pavilionaire]

Lithuania worst so far

Portugal.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Belgium dull as always.

 

[Me and my Monkey]

My husband's fallen asleep. Where's that Spanish lady?

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Why are the crankies presenting?

 

[Super Steve Earle]

My husband's fallen asleep. Where's that Spanish lady?

In his dreams I'm guessing!

 

[Super Steve Earle]

Norton is dull. Sort of Wogan without the wit.

 

[Deadly Danson]

These presenters are making me rethink my stance on Brexit.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

My husband's fallen asleep. Where's that Spanish lady?

Let him sleep. You know it makes sense

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

The Greece entry will have Witch House Remix by midnight. Fact. And I will love it.

 

[Pavilionaire]

Nice see-through dress from Greece. Kebab-tastic.

 

[Me and my Monkey]

It's Pussycat! Remember them?