[Football] Euros 2024 - Round of 16 (England vs Slovakia & Spain vs Georgia)

[BevBHA]

If we’re going to play like Stoke at least get Toney on.

 

[The Lemming Stomper]

Kane, Saka, Bellingham, Foden, Rice. Slovakia. 73 minutes. Zero shots on target,

Slovakia had a shot on target

 

[BadFish]

My God this is shit. Part of my is hoping we lose so we don't have to embarrass ourselves any further.

 

[hart's shirt]

More subs needed urgently. Roll the dice now.

Southgate's sleepwalking our way out of the tournament.

 

[WhingForPresident]

Foden, Kane and Saka are still on the pitch

 

[US Seagull]

This has late goal to equalize. Followed by half an hour of holding on for the penalty shootout, followed by crashing out with one player becoming the villian that gets all the blame.

 

[pocketseagull]

 

[LamieRobertson]

Matterface needs to get some specs the Slovakian players ankle turned a tad but watch the guys face …only started rolling around after the ball had gone ….ZERO SYMPATHY

Edit Not sure why Foden yelped there

 

[Frutos]

Make four changes now. Rescue this. Try and save your reputation. DO SOMETHING

Totally agree - nothing to lose at this stage.

What on Earth can he be waiting for?!

 

[Dick Swiveller]

Slovakia had a shot on target

I was referencing the quality of the opposition the names listed are playing. And have that stat.

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

The easiest half of the draw by miles and we're f***ing it up. What a shambles.

 

[sir_gullahad]

In all the ghastly elements of England's display, I think the it is aimless passes between the CBs that will contribute most to my ongoing PTSD. The illusion of control.

 

[US Seagull]

More subs needed urgently. Roll the dice now.

Southgate's sleepwalking our way out of the tournament.

Saving them for extra time

 

[Swegulls]

I see only one, tiny issue with this theory.

I know! He won’t bring them on. I just don’t get it. They got the pace to run them down.

 

[ManOfSussex]

This is abysmal.

 

[BadFish]

More subs needed urgently. Roll the dice now.

Southgate's sleepwalking our way out of the tournament.

We only need one goal to give us the chance to stink this tournament out for an extra 30 minutes.

So there's that to look forward to, if we can work out how to play this game that is.

 

[oldboyroy]

Kane misses a sitter

 

[A1X]

Ooh and that’s a bad miss

 

[KZNSeagull]

Kane misses a sitter

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

Kane you f***ing loser