Euro 2016 Colemanballs

[kevo]

First we had John Hartson saying 'the keeper had no chance' with Bale's free kick. Then I just heard the ITV commentator saying Spain v Czech was "the most one-sided first half we've seen so far". The **** presumably hadnt watched Poland v Northern Ireland or England v Russia. Only a few games in and I want to listen to the games with the sound turned down.

Any more examples of the overpaid TV twonks talking absolute bollocks?

 

[Ernest]

Anything Andy Townsend says

 

[mona]

What is Clive Tyldesley?

 

[ManOfSussex]

Clive Tyldesley's 'Justice for the 11' on Saturday night.
He also referred to when England went to Germany to play Berlin.

Lee Dixon saying just now he wants to cut Clive Clive Tyldesley's hair made me feel nauseated too.

 

[The Stout Yeoman]

Robbie Savage ... Wales v Slovenia ... "come on whistle blow the ref" ...

 

[Dick Swiveller]

None of these are Colemanballs.

Edit - apart from the last one I didn't see when I posted this!

Edit again - and the Germany one.

 

[Billy in Bristol]

"Have Spain lost their air of invisibility"
Clive T

 

[anygivensunday]

Robbie Savage ... Wales v Slovenia ... "come on whistle blow the ref" ...

He earlier said 'tires flackling in' instead of 'tackles flying in'.

Surely a prerequisite of being a commentator is the ability to speak.

 

[Tony Towner's Fridge]

He earlier said 'tires flackling in' instead of 'tackles flying in'.

Surely a prerequisite of being a commentator is the ability to speak.

One would have sought tho.

Lawrenson still gets my vote...talks absolute sh!te...self opinionated twonk...and I don't care that he was voted our greatest player ever or something like that....


TNBA

TTF

 

[BensGrandad]

the best pundit for talking sense so far has been Thierry Henry by far.

 

[fleet]

N Ireland game "there will be one more last chance"

 

[Prince Monolulu]

“That’s the fastest time ever run – but it’s not as fast as the world record.”


“A truly international field, no Britons involved.”


“The Republic of China – back in the Olympic Games for the first time.”


“Don’t tell those coming in the final result of that fantastic match, but let’s just have another look at Italy’s winning goal.”

“He’s 31 this year – last year he was 30.”

“He just can’t believe what’s not happening to him.”

“In a moment we hope to see the pole vault over the satellite.”


“He is accelerating all the time. The last lap was run in 64 seconds and the one before that in 62.”

“It’s gold or nothing ... and it’s nothing. He comes away with the silver medal.”

“There is Brendan Foster, by himself with 20,000 people.”

“Forest have now lost six matches without winning.”

“The front wheel crosses the finish line, closely followed by the back wheel.”

“And here’s Moses Kiptanui – the 19-year-old Kenyan who turned 20 a few weeks ago.”

“If that had gone in, it would have been a goal.”

“This evening is a very different evening from the morning we had this morning.”

“I think there is no doubt, she’ll probably qualify for the final.”

“Nobody has ever won the title twice before. He (Roger Black) has already done that.”

“Both of the Villa scorers – Withe and Mortimer – were born in Liverpool as was the Villa manager Ron Saunders who was born in Birkenhead.”

"And the line-up for the final of the women's 400 metres hurdles includes three Russians, two East Germans, a Pole, a Swede and a Frenchman."

"We estimate, and this isn't an estimation, that Greta Waltz is 80 seconds behind."



The original and the best.....RIP Dave

 

[bravohotelalpha]

On the other hand Gianluca's command of English was impressive - leaving Rio Ferdinand a bit out of his depth ...

 

[ManOfSussex]

Mark Lawrenson on commentary for Slovakia v Russia:

'Look how quickly The Czech Republic are..............'