Euro 2008 Dutch bicker-watch

[Trufflehound]

Ruud van Nistelrooij has told the Volkskrant newspaper that the time was ripe for a new Dutch victory. "It is time for success again. People deserve it," he said.

So there you have it - straight from the horse's mouth.

 

[REDLAND]

Clearly Dutch footballers don't smoke enough weed. The fact that they all hate each other is the reason that they never win anything.

 

[captainmorganrum]

Ruud van Nistelrooij has told the Volkskrant newspaper that the time was ripe for a new Dutch victory. "It is time for success again. People deserve it," he said.

So there you have it - straight from the horse's mouth.

I see what you did there!

 

[Man of Harveys]

Edit: I've just noticed the papers here are carrying reports of de Boer's comments in the BBC interview, so hopefully that will spark "severe recriminations".

OK good to hear - that should start to get the fondue bubbling

 

[Half Man Half Biscuit]

Here is what Gary Lineker said on the BBC website regarding Euro 2008:

"It's open, but I'm going for those perennial underachievers Spain."

Euro 2008 one to watch: Cristiano Ronaldo.

Worth a million sovs a year of our money don't you think!?

 

[Gwylan]

Ruud van Nistelrooij has told the Volkskrant newspaper that the time was ripe for a new Dutch victory. "It is time for success again. People deserve it," he said.

So there you have it - straight from the horse's mouth.

He should get together with Sarah Jane Parker - they'd probably produce a Derby winner between them.

 

[Gully]

Neigh...

 

[house your seagull]

there's gouda be something going on in that dutch camp.

 

[Lush]

there's gouda be something going on in that dutch camp.

Is there? I don't give edam.

 

[Simster]

Is there? I don't give edam.

Is it two hours ago already?

 

[Rangdo]

...and many of them are blonde, fairly tall, have splendid tits and look smashing because they have a healthy diet and cycle everywhere.

I did a search for "dutch female football fans and this came back:

I know they're not dutch but WAHEYYYYYYYYY

 

[Trufflehound]

there's gouda be something going on in that dutch camp.

My (tu)lips are sealed.

 

[Trufflehound]

I did a search for "dutch female football fans and this came back:

Are you sure you didn't accidentally type "snogging Swedish lesbians" instead?

 

[Lush]

Is it two hours ago already?

Is it? I don't give edam.

 

[Simster]

I'm not buying that f***ing Zutonsh album on prinshiple.

 

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...although a lot of them seem to have big round arses too. Must be all that cheese.


Much as I truly detest any form of cheap stereotyping and trying to put this in the very nicest possible way, having spent years talking to a lot of Dutch traders through work, the fact that their team behaves like this every single time really comes as little surprise to me - just my HO, and I'm sure there must also be literally millions of Dutch people who obviously don't behave at all like that too.

do you work in the city ??

 

[1066gull]

The winner of the tournament will come from Group C

Teams who are hardly challenged in the early stages of a tournament NEVER win it.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Are you sure you didn't accidentally type "snogging Swedish lesbians" instead?

If they were Dutch, they would be...(wait for it)...(no really, this is great)...

DYKES

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Put a finger in it MoH.

 

[pasty]

I will never understand this over fascination with Dutch women, they aren't really all they are cracked up to be...many smoke heavily and as a result have deeper voices than Barry White.

Not the Dutch girl I married

...and many of them are blonde, fairly tall, have splendid tits and look smashing because they have a healthy diet and cycle everywhere.

Not the Dutch girl I married

...having spent almost 5 years living in the Netherlands I can confirm that there are plenty who don't meet the traditional stereotypes...there are three women who are short, fat and brunette.

Ah.... and she had 2 sisters