Probably less accurate than a Daily Express weather forecast
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[Albion] €315 million? That’s not enough.
- Thread starter lawros left foot
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If Chelsea were to buy a Brighton player, the one they should be after is Adam Webster. They need to strengthen their central defence and they need a few older heads on the pitch. He'd be a lot cheaper than some of the glamour names who are being touted. But it's precisely because he's not a glamour name that they won't go for him.
Are you telling that the Express can't pinpoint exactly when the south of England is going to be hit by heavy snow?!
Justice
Dangerous Idiot
Stop giving them ideas I’m quietly enjoying hearing Chelsea fans blame Wankstanley for just about everything.
Kalimantan Gull
Well-known member
Ah f*** it, take their money. These players will be sold one day, and when they do, if its for prices way over their value I can live with selling them to Chelsea. I probably prefer coming up against our old players all in one go, than in dribs and drabs week in week out.
Dick Swiveller
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My penis is 2 feet long.
Seems like we have now reached the stage where you can write any old junk online and they'll still be folk who fall for it.
- Apr 5, 2014
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And when questioned, you could simply say that you identify as an elephant. That would cover all bases.
Dick Swiveller
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- Sep 9, 2011
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Whose feet? Polly Pocket?
A clowns pocket would be more accommodating.
Two clown's feet would be positively gross though!
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They might do if Cole Palmer remembers there's a clause in his contract that allows him to move for a fixed fee if they don't make the Champions League.
pigmanovich
Good Old Sausage by the Sea
Not a thing apparently (and sadly)
Do you have to use a strapadictome?