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Chopper West

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Dec 9, 2004
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Former boxer Chris Eubank has been charged with aggravated taking of a vehicle and driving away, police have said.

The 38-year-old ex-world middleweight champion, who has an HGV licence, is accused of moving a beer lorry which was allegedly blocking a Brighton road, a Sussex Police spokeswoman said.

He was questioned by officers last month over the alleged incident in Sydney Street at 8.20am on February 21 and charged with the offence on Sunday.
 






Cheeky Monkey

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Jul 17, 2003
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Dick Knights Mum said:
Thidney Threet ?

:D

It's sad what lengths he'll go to get attention these daze/days. If he's not stopping in the Lanes/Laines in his jeep looking out for old ladies he can pester with his autograph he's bombing up the M23 in his big rig to get a haircut (haircut - £125, gasoline for the trip - £500, knowing when your star has faded - priceless).
 
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aftershavedave

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Jul 9, 2003
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as 10cc say, not in hove
Cheeky Monkey said:
:D

It's sad what lengths he'll go to get attention these daze/days. If he's not stopping in the Lanes/Laines in his jeep looking out for old ladies he can pester with his autograph he's bombing up the M23 in his big rig to get a haircut (haircut - £125, gasoline for the trip - £500, knowing when your star has faded - priceless).

a bit harsh....top local celeb mr eubank. moving that lorry was very funny!
 


Cheeky Monkey

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Jul 17, 2003
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afters said:
a bit harsh....top local celeb mr eubank. moving that lorry was very funny!

Appreciate your sentiment but not entirely sure it is a bit harsh as his life on the streets of Brighton has just been one big pose/ego trip for years now. I love an eccentric as much as the next man and more so if it's a local celeb, but his whole act is too contrived for my liking, it's all about him being the centre of attention as was the whole lorry thing. Now if he had even a passing interest in the Albion I could forgive anything, might give him something to do with his empty days if he (and possibly his dosh) got involved in some capacity.
 
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Icy Gull

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Jul 5, 2003
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Got to be honest here. I'd love to have the balls and the muscular build to get away with climbing into some delivery driver's van/lorry and just moving it :) How many times have you been held up by someone else's lack of consideration and sat there fuming?

Brighton needs characters like Eubank, at least he's colourful and a tad eccentric which is perfect for the city.
 


Superseagull

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Jul 8, 2003
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Seem to remember he was lucky to still have his driving licence after killing that bloke on the A23 a few years back. Didn't the police try to do him for manslaughter?
 


wehatepalace

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Apr 27, 2004
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i like chris eubank, i'll never forget that cold winters night at the goldstone, when he came out at half time with his newly won belt, and shadow boxed in front of the north stand to chants of eubank eubank eubank ! ohhhhh the memories !!
 




maffew

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Dec 10, 2003
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Worcester England
I was there and the lorry drivers were being complete pricks and did it on purpose. Some woman had parked her car in the bay out side the office i think it was, and she was apparently ok to do so until 9:00am.

So they blocked the road up creating a massive tail back when they could have driven forward 20 feet and allowed a gap.

Then they proceeded to leave their lorry blocking the road walking to the newsagents round the corner to by a paper laughing cos Eubank was at the back of the queue in his hummer
 


JJ McClure

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Jul 7, 2003
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Hassocks
maffew said:
I was there and the lorry drivers were being complete pricks and did it on purpose. Some woman had parked her car in the bay out side the office i think it was, and she was apparently ok to do so until 9:00am.

So they blocked the road up creating a massive tail back when they could have driven forward 20 feet and allowed a gap.

Then they proceeded to leave their lorry blocking the road walking to the newsagents round the corner to by a paper laughing cos Eubank was at the back of the queue in his hummer


Tell the fuzz maffew, rat on those inconsiderate fuckers!
 




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