Etiquette for 'entertaining' Trades people....

[LamieRobertson]

New Toilet goes in on last day so cross your legs

Lunch is for wimps

We were hoping you were going on gardening leave for the week

And since when did you become a white collar worker

Ok end of first day useable WC please or there will be deductions LOL

 

[8ace]

He's not - believe me.
I will be bringing four candles so we can see what we are doing in the bathroom

Does Lammie insist you use the tradesman's entrance

 

[Diablo]

How about "Etiquette for Trades people in customers houses "....

 

[Dick Head]

You could take them to see Mamma Mia! up in London.

 

[goldstone68]

Ok end of first day useable WC please or there will be deductions LOL

That will be a bucket then

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

The wife said a dressing gown which "falls" open.

 

[KZNSeagull]

Shouts of " blimey I'm thirsty" from said tradespeople should give you some sort of hint as to whether you are on the right lines or not.

 

[LamieRobertson]

How about "Etiquette for Trades people in customers houses "....

Hadn't thought about that

 

[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

He's not - believe me.
I will be bringing four candles so we can see what we are doing in the bathroom

He's not joking. Done a little job for me last week and insisted that I supply 4 scented Yankee Candles and some Jasmine incense.

 

[LamieRobertson]

He's not joking. Done a little job for me last week and insisted that I supply 4 scented Yankee Candles and some Jasmine incense.

He's exploring his holistic side

 

[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

He's exploring his holistic side

That's a mental image I could do without.

 

[alfredmizen]

Course....Simmo and Son are coming to destroy my bathroom

Phew !

 

[Brightonfan1983]

If they are Polish they will eat biscuits by the dozen.

...and finish before the week is out.

 

[alfredmizen]

Does Lammie insist you use the tradesman's entrance

:lololol:

 

[Guinness Boy]

My next door neighbour is a trades person but he's not entertaining in any way. In fact he's a ct

HTH

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

...and finish before the week is out.

And then he will call us to put it right

 

[pishhead]

Course....Simmo and Son are coming to destroy my bathroom

Why? Are they having a vindaloo the night before?

 

[daveybgtt]

Just had my bathroom done

 

[symyjym]

Just tell them to make themselves at home and that they will find your wifes underwear in the top right hand draw in the bedroom, and you don't mind if they stretch them a bit.

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Shortly I will be having my bathroom revamped...I'm hoping the job will be completed within the week, although I might have to ban them spending time posting on NSC during daytime.
Normally if I have the need to use a trades person ...say a plumber who is carrying out a small piece of work, I offer a coffee etc....but as its for the week should I ask them to bring there own tea/coffee ..milk or sugar ...or should I go the other direction and lay on lunch and snacks.

PS I'll definitely be encouraging them to drink plenty of tea/coffee as it might make sure they connect up the new toilet on day one!

Didn't realise households existed these days with only one toilet.