Estate Agent bullshit description

[goldstone]

"Nestled beneath the magnificent South Downs and close to meadows and woodlands, Burgess Hill provides a wonderful setting for ...."

Burgess Hill is not "nestled" beneath the South Downs!! It is four miles from the Downs. Poynings and Fulking are nestled beneath the Downs.

And the South Downs are very lovely, but magnificent

I think Estate Agents live in a different world to normal people.

 

[Bry Nylon]

"Nestled beneath the magnificent South Downs and close to meadows and woodlands, Burgess Hill provides a wonderful setting for ...."

...going somewhere else?

 

[The Rivet]

Estate agents are like wine critics. Pompous ass descriptions a plenty between them.

 

[Stat Brother]

They couldn't BS their way out of one of my very first questions, asked right back in the day, when looking to buy my first flat:-

I, rather naively, asked:-

'Why has that big square been cut out of the carpet'?
(sighing) 'that's where they eventually found the previous owners body'.

OK so what other 2 bedroom flats have you got for £30,000 - oh yes kids I had an extensive choice.

 

[dazzer6666]

"Nestled beneath the magnificent South Downs and close to meadows and woodlands, Burgess Hill provides a wonderful setting for ...."

Burgess Hill is not "nestled" beneath the South Downs!! It is four miles from the Downs. Poynings and Fulking are nestled beneath the Downs.

And the South Downs are very lovely, but magnificent

I think Estate Agents live in a different world to normal people.

The South Downs are magnificent.

Burgess Hill isn't

 

[LVGull]

"Nestled beneath the magnificent South Downs and close to meadows and woodlands, Burgess Hill provides a wonderful setting for ...."

Burgess Hill is not "nestled" beneath the South Downs!! It is four miles from the Downs. Poynings and Fulking are nestled beneath the Downs.

And the South Downs are very lovely, but magnificent

I think Estate Agents live in a different world to normal people.

You should read Cubitt and Wests from Rustington. Never read anything like it.

 

[Cheshire Cat]

Bugs Holes is nowhere near the Downs, and they have built crap houses over the meadows and woodland.

 

[Notters]

Have you noticed how every house for sale ever is in a "popular" location?

 

[Chicken Run]

I have it on good knowledge that the vast majority of agents only write this bullshit to appease their clients (home owners) most would rather show a few photos and a floor plan if they could get away with it.....

 

[Rod Marsh]

Bugs Holes is nowhere near the Downs, and they have built crap houses over the meadows and woodland.

Yes, Burgess Hill isn't great. If I had choice I'd move to Cuckfield, Lindfield, Hurst etc. However, I can say that from my bedroom I do have a lovely view of the south downs. So to say it's not near isn't correct.

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Strange ****ers they are,wouldn't trust one as far as I could fart one out.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

When you buy somewhere over here the buyer typically pays around 13% of the sale price in various taxes and fees. 6-7% of that is a fee to the estate agent. I also found out the agent gets some dollar from the seller as well. Money for old rope.

What I found wierd is the professional services, professions which need years of training, like lawyers and architects get a fraction of this from the sale.

 

[Prince Monolulu]

 

[Live by the sea]

I'm happy to respond to any queries anyone has, If that helps at all. I work for one of the most successful agents in Brighton.

 

[smudge]

Just going through the process of having to deal with these plebs. If you ever have the misfortune of having to deal with a company called Move Revolution, prepare yourself for a torrent of PR crap from a bearded hipster wanabee ****.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

bearded hipster wanabee ****.

They seemed to have moved on a bit. Last time I engaged with a UK estate agents they looked like lower league footballers (you know, stupid hair, Next suit and a tie with a huge knot,) and drove minis.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

I find estate agents photos hilarious at times. For example one place I saw had one photo and one photo only- of the fridge! If I was the owner I'd be furious

You're clearly in the house, why not take as many photos as possible?!

 

[Marshy]

What an Estate agents constitutes a double bedroom as these days is laughable.......

 

[Worried Man Blues]

Private drainage! Clear your own up

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

What an Estate agents constitutes a double bedroom as these days is laughable.......

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