Err, I've just sharted.

[Chesney Christ]

At work. Less than ideal.

Will keep you all posted.

 

[Badger]

Can it be dealt with by a courtesy wipe? Or is it more serious?

 

[seagullondon]

 

[chucky1973]

does it affect the way you walk?

 

[upthealbion1970]

Is that the same as following through

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

Is that the same as following through

Pretty much, tried to fart but a suggestion Larry Bird escaped

 

[User removed 4]

At work. Less than ideal.

Will keep you all posted.

ahahahah quality expression !

 

[Marc1901]

Dirty bastard

 

[Woodchip]

Does it stink? Have flies started hovering around you yet?

 

[upthealbion1970]

Has anyone noticed yet?

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

From threads on dealing with depression, to shitting your pants at work. North Stand Chat never ceases to amaze me

 

[Questions]

Why is it you have to keep going back for secondary wipes as you get older?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

From threads on dealing with depression, to shitting your pants at work. North Stand Chat never ceases to amaze me

North Stand Shart

 

[fire&skill]

Have you touched cloth or is the stool in limbo? Somewhere between anus and underpant, hanging in no man's land. Undecided. Bereft.

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

North Stand Shart

Surely North Stand Shat?

 

[Muzzy]

Were you wearing beige shorts without under crackers on?

 

[seagullondon]

For those who might be too old to know what a shart is:

Urban Dictionary: shart

 

[Superphil]

Why is it you have to keep going back for secondary wipes as you get older?

As I get older I find it easier to "draw an ace" than previously

 

[The Large One]

 

[Questions]

As I get older I find it easier to "draw an ace" than previously

that`ll be down to a sharp 'cigar snipper' then.