EROTIC THREAD - suggestions please

[Easy 10]

I feel like writing something EROTIC. Can you please give me:

1. A boys name
2. A girls name
3. A location
4. An inanimate object
5. An animal

I'll see what I can cobble together from the best suggestions.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Max

 

[alan partridge]

Bianca

 

[Wilko]

Philip
Rosy
Dudley
Lightbulb
Goat

 

[Meade's Ball]

1. Odin
2. Pauline
3. The sweaty inner lining of a wax jacket.
4. My mum
5. Otter

 

[Shegull]

Philip

Hey leave my hubby out of this

 

[alan partridge]

Badger

 

[Titanic]

3. G-block

 

[T.J.]

Dave
Jade
Bristol
candlestick
cat

 

[Bono]

1.Wesley
2.Joan
3.My shed
4.Garlic crusher
5.King penguin

 

[Yorkie]

Steve
Julie
Withdean
Football
Squirrel

 

[Wilko]

Hey leave my hubby out of this

Sorry. This name gives me great amusement. At school we always used to tell the teacher we could not start the lesson till Philip arrived, the big joke being there was not a Philip in our class. Ahhh such fun.

 

[jmc]

1.Jack
2.Jill
3.The Hill
4.Bucket
5.Cow

 

[Artois]

1. Martin
2. Rachel Stevens
3. Martin's bed
4. Tub of vasaline
5. Max

 

[Marc]

Crabtree
Elyissa
West Pier
Inflatable Cock
Goat

 

[Trotster]

Charlie
Charlie
Fontwell Park
Stable
Horse

 

[looney]

Seems I cant open threads!!

 

[Artois]

Why do you think that is?

Twat