Terrible idea. Think we should either go with Rossy Gs 1970s strategy of signing up some bloke who had great success in his pub team or GB:s strategy of signing up some kid with early-onset dementia.
Vardy pretty much came from a pub team.
There's quite a big difference between pointing out that the game can be played for the simple joy of it and wanting an 8 year old up front. And who mentioned dementia.
Then again, maybe there is no simple joy in playing the game somewhere where it's too dark and too cold to do anything useful for half the year.