Enough of the gloom. Film titles that didn't quite cut it.

[jimhigham]

The Brown Mile

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Pan's Labyrinthitis - Filming postponed due to the lead actor suffering from dizziness and fainting

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Groundhog Day: Everytime this film comes on it's who killed the f***ing Zutons

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Batman Ends

Lawrence of a Labia

Back to the Fuchsias

Maim Bill

V for Vienetta

Alan Vs Predator

Live and Don't Die

The Spy Who Fancied me

Harry Potter and the gob full of cum

The Passion of The Chris

Shutter Window Island

Slightly Unhinged Max

Mechanical Cop

Jurassic Pork

Edward Scheizerhands

 

[Seagull on the wing]

Atora! Atora! Atora!
Packets of suet attack Pearl Harbour.

 

[Seagull on the wing]

Attack of the Killer Tomato soup!
Deliverance...plus post and packaging.

 

[ryeseagull]

The Longest Day. Darren and his family enter into a dick measuring contest. Hilarity ensues.

 

[ryeseagull]

The Battle of Brecon. An all star cast, including Michael Caine, Sir Laurence Olivier and Trevor Howard engage in a mud-wrestling fight to the death on a Welsh mountain side.

 

[jimhigham]

Alan Vs Predator

Quality

 

[catfish]

Look Back In Ongar

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Back To The Present.

 

[Flex Your Head]

Indiana Jones & The Pimple of Doom

 

[Trufflehound]

A Fridge Too Far

A Curry's delivery man tries to deliver an Electrolux ERG23610 to a customer in Arnhem, but is held up by resolute Nazi defences.

 

[Guy Fawkes]

Mozilla Firefox

Its a daft daft daft daft daft daft world

Deaf race 2000

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

Death On the Niall - Steve Bruce commits suicide in front of the former Sunderland chairman

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

Deaf On the Niall - same story but with subtitles

 

[Daffy Duck]

The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill and Fell Arse Over Head All The Way Back Down Again.

 

[Ninja Elephant]

Tax Returns Day

Normal-Man

Planet of the Cats

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

Absolut Beginners - Patsy Kensitt and David Bowie get wrecked on Vodka

 

[jimhigham]

The Guns of Toblerone