Tom Hark Preston Park
Will Post For Cash
- Jul 6, 2003
- 72,347
Jeez! The BBC are STILL at it this morning! Last night on the national news they kicked the Middle East Peace Process and Labour Plans For Immigration Quotas off the main reports to devote twenty minutes to showing a black screen with two dots of light (one a lighthouse, one the B&fookinQ catamaran apparently). Some of the lamest TV this side of Big Brother alive & Sleeping shots. And endless broadcasts from an extremely dull harbour today. Maybe something interesting will happen later. Like a big B&Q catamaran will cruise into the harbour. Worst of all, everytime they plug their woman reporter into the Orgasmatron and she gasps 'AMAZING scenes from Falmouth!' it sounds just like 'AMAZING scenes from Falmer!' Which would REALLY be something worth celebrating. Innit.