[News] 'enjoy life while you can: in 20 years global warming will hit the fan'.

[The Clamp]

One covered in water and oxygen? Even if that worked, the sun would then shrink again and become a dwarf, and our new outer planet would freeze.

Indeed, we should have started 50 years ago, then we'd have been alright.

I’m not sure if the details, prof Brian Cox was discussing it, in theory, on his new Planets prog. Which is brilliant by the way.

 

[Mr Putdown]

Erm, what level do they think the sea will rise by and does anyone know the height above sea level of the Royal Pavilion area of Brighton? Just asking for a friend who lives around that way, Thanks.

62’ apparently.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

How much does the sea level have to rise before it's gone?
How much is the sea level being predicted to rise?

I genuinely don't know the answer to either, it may be 100% safe, but that's what I'd be checking.

I read that if the Greenland ice cap melted entirely the global sea level will rise by 6 metres.

Goodbye Holland and East Anglia.

Not so terrible then.

 

[banjo]

Always be prepared.

 

[Triggaaar]

I’m not sure if the details, prof Brian Cox was discussing it, in theory, on his new Planets prog. Which is brilliant by the way.

Does he
still speak
with near constant
dramatic pauses?

 

[Triggaaar]

I read that if the Greenland ice cap melted entirely the global sea level will rise by 6 metres.

Goodbye Holland and East Anglia.

How would Brighton fair?

 

[Triggaaar]

Try this

http://www.floodmap.net/

 

[Easy 10]

 

[The Clamp]

Does he
still speak
with near constant
dramatic pauses?

Oh yes. And sports a perma-grin.

 

[Bulldog]

Don't worry, AI will exterminate humanity to protect the planet before global warming gets a chance.

 

[Hungry Joe]

I want my money back, this definitely isn't the simulation I wanted to spend the latter years of my 'life' in.

 

[sydney]

This is my investment its going to be the new ibiza.
Going to be worth zillions in 20 years,paradise https://www.housebeautiful.com/uk/l...beautiful-untouched-scottish-island-for-sale/

it'll be the size of a tennis court in 20 yrs mate......some sort of aquaculture venture perhaps.

 

[golddene]

But the good news is the expanding sun may make other planets inhabitable as they warm up. We have about 5 billion years to sort something out. We probably still won’t be ready!

Guess we won't have brexited even

 

[Falmerfourtickets]

Roughly during half- time of our Champions League Semi-Final home leg v Real Madrid, 18th April 2043.

Well this is where you come unstuck. The 18th April 2043 is a Saturday.
CL semi’s are always mid-week.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Does he
still speak
with near constant
dramatic pauses?

Edited into a haiku:

Don't knock Brian's Cock mate
Things can only get better
Star gazing is peng

 

[Stat Brother]

California's about to be annexed from mainland America.

 

[Gritt23]

Try this

http://www.floodmap.net/

That's really cool, very interesting, I could play with it for ages.

Just not exactly sure of it's accuracy, when places like Amsterdam seem to be wiped out at a 0m rise.

 

[Mr Putdown]

That's really cool, very interesting, I could play with it for ages.

Just not exactly sure of it's accuracy, when places like Amsterdam seem to be wiped out at a 0m rise.

Probably it’s because parts of Amsterdam are well below sea level.

 

[Gregory2Smith1]

20 years SB?

Haven't you seen that asteroid that's gonna hit us in October

 

[Seagulls over Essex]

20 years SB?

Haven't you seen that asteroid that's gonna hit us in October

Odds of Asteriod FT3 colliding with Earth in the next 3 months are 11 million to 1 or, put another way, similar to the odds of us winning the Premier League next season, so we should be OK.