England vs West Indies @ Lords

[CHAPPERS]

A must win game sees England replace Mahmood with Giles and the West Indies win the toss and will BOWL...

Teams are:

England team:
ME Trescothick, *MP Vaughan, RWT Key, AJ Strauss, A Flintoff,
PD Collingwood, +GO Jones, AF Giles, D Gough, SJ Harmison,
JM Anderson.

West Indies team:
CH Gayle, DS Smith, RR Sarwan, *BC Lara, DJJ Bravo, RL Powell,
S Chanderpaul, DR Smith, +RD Jacobs, IDR Bradshaw, TL Best.

 

[CHAPPERS]

And again we lose an early wicket. f***ing openers need to sort themselves out...

Best bowled Tresco for 11 to bring in pie chucking Robert Key.

 

[Titanic]

Lara wins toss - England bat - Vaughan team has never won a one-dayer batting first

After 4 overs: 14-1 Tresco back in the hutch.

Key comes to the crease

 

[Titanic]

Vaughan fails again ... caught behind driving at a wide one ...

27 - 2

 

[Trigger]

Both openers fail again, this looks like another absolute toss peformance on the way.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Why, oh why does he insist on chasing wide deliveries?? Was it the same as usual where he hits a creamy cover drive and then immediatly goes after the next one that's up there thinking that it will automatically go for 4?

I think the top two should get in the f***ing nets, if they are sitting on the balcony now watching the likes of Strauss and Flintoff rescue them AGAIN then there is something very wrong.

 

[Trigger]

What just made me laugh is Robert Key is at the crease and Ian Botham just said "good running"

 

[CHAPPERS]

What just made me laugh is Robert Key is at the crease and Ian Botham just said "good running"

Did he follow it with ''for a fatty''?

 

[Trigger]

Oh go on then, just to brighten up your day Chappers...

Robert Key.

 

[Titanic]

Key and Strauss going for it big-time! Or then again, perhaps not!

One run off the last 26 balls

 

[Trigger]

Well we really made the most of the first f***ing 15 overs fielding restrictions...

England 38/2 from 15 overs.

DISGUSTING.

 

[CHAPPERS]

When the f*** aer the selectors and Vaughan gonna bite the bullet and bat Flintoff and 3 ??

 

[Trigger]

Key fails again, 54/3.

Again it's up to Flintoff & Strauss.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Useless BASTARDS.

Until they move Flintoff up the order and give the bowlers something to thnk about in the first 15 then we are never going to be any good at one day cricket.

When Pieterson becomes eligible that team will be a lot different. If the powers that be turns their brains on mind.

The team should be....


Trescothick
Vaughan
Flintoff
Pieterson
Strauss
Collingwood
Read (wkt)
Giles
Anderson
Hoggard
Harmison

 

[Uncle Buck]

That is a point, why has Read been dropped from the one day side?

 

[CHAPPERS]

That is a point, why has Read been dropped from the one day side?

f*** knows. He's an excellent one day batsmen. No wonder our youngsters have no confidence. Always f***ing yo-yoing in and out of the side.

f***ing useless selection comittee.

 

[Trigger]

James Hildreth & Ian Thomas should be in the side.

 

[donuts]

WATS WRONG WITH BUTCHER , THORPE AND HILDRETH

 

[donuts]

WATS WRONG WITH THIS TEAM

1. TRESCOTHICK
2. STRAUSS
3. VAUGHAN
4. BUTCHER
5. THORPE
6. FLINTOFF
7. JONES
8. GOUGH/ GILES
9. HOGGARD
10. HARMISON
11. ANDERSON

 

[Uncle Buck]

WATS WRONG WITH BUTCHER , THORPE AND HILDRETH

Well Thorpe has retired from one day cricket and Butcher has never played one day cricket for England.