England players (?) fly home.

[Questions]

Lets get our boys back home..................... there are contracts that need sorting out by august.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Lets get our boys back home..................... there are contracts that need sorting out by august.

I know they were shit, but I think hiring a hitman is a tad over the top.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

I know they were shit, but I think hiring a hitman is a tad over the top.

Oh I dunno. Think of the joy it would bring to the fans to see several shots finally hit the target.

 

[Guy Fawkes]

I'd love to be a fly on the wall on that flight.

Do you think Rooney's lounging around up the front, doing absolutely f*** all and complaining at the cabin crew about everything?

And Rooney complaining about the non stop whining by the Engines during the whole flight - I mean, what sort of support from the fans is that?

 

[John Boy]

The England players are going to return to a heroes welcome once landing at Glasgow Airport

 

[Gerbil]

Make them get the coach home via Angola.

Genius .

 

[Beach Hut]

Rumour has it they landed in Glasgow to a heroes welcome

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

I would have made them sail home in yachts the long way round via Somalia. Once kidnapped and ransoms demanded, we might finally find out how much the useless twats are worth.

 

[Worthai Seagull]

Unable to face the embarrassment of their annual winter migration to South Africa, the fuming starlings took their chance as the England plane soared into sight

So funny !

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Oh I dunno. Think of the joy it would bring to the fans to see several shots finally hit the target.

Presumably the ones aimed at Green would go straight through him.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

BBC News - Defeated England football team arrive home

Good news, everyone, our heroes arrived back safely

 

[Tricky Dicky]

Terry, Upson and Johnson were all given tickets together at the back, but got up and disappeared about ten minutes after take off and nobody's seen them since.

You're forgetting "Terry was so slow, he missed the flight by 4 hours"

 

[NS Herald]

The French had the right idea for a change. They stuck their rancid bunch of players on a cheepee chartered 737 that had to stop twice to refuel and only had the standard squeeze me in seats.

Bloody England wasted around a quarter of a million pounds to get our tossers back in pampered luxury - another sign that money is the king and not achievement

 

[Mendoza]

I'd love to be a fly on the wall on that flight.

Do you think Rooney's lounging around up the front, doing absolutely f*** all and complaining at the cabin crew about everything?

was the left wing missing too?

Glenn Johnsons seat was at the back but he was there

 

[Del Boy]

If it's a fans welcome the players want maybe they could divert the plane to Glasgow?...

The England players are going to return to a heroes welcome once landing at Glasgow Airport

Rumour has it they landed in Glasgow to a heroes welcome

Andrei Kanchelskis is signing for Brighton...........

Does anyone read the threads before posting?

 

[desprateseagull]

any excess baggage, sir..?

gotta laugh at note in aspace where video is meant to be on, bbc news-
'content does not seem to be working, please try again later..'

BBC News - Defeated England football team arrive home