NMH
Banned
When Italy scored the winner I laughed so hard i thought I'd broken my ribs. Come on Sweaties admit it, you're absolutely devastated that you won't be in Euro 2008 but what has completely destroyed you is the knowledge that England might qualify instead. It eats away at you like maggots feasting on a discarded haggis. England may be shitter than we've been for a long time but we are safe in the knowledge that we will never be as shit as scotland. Scotland for all the passion and desire and hunger are just simple losers. Still at least you have Andy Murray, the ugly mop haired twat!!
Maggots on a haggis? Luxury!
(It would probably improve it)
We still might not qualify, but we are spared the jeers of the bad sports - and will hear them complain about OUR gloating instead.
"They don't like it up 'em, Captain Mainwaring"