England Football team is f***ed

[MOWTCHOPS]

Big Sam will be the next England manager

Id rather have McClaren ..

 

[DTES]

El Tel can step back into the role.

The above names are either no better for the job or wouldn't take it.

 

[withdeanwombat]

I think the FA are missing a trick here, especially now that they're such big mates with ITV.

They could set up a new celebrity reality TV show along the lines of "Dancing on Ice" or " Strictly Come Dancing" called "The Poison Chalice". 10 Z-list celebrities (for example, the Krankies, Lisa Riley or Jimmy Cricket) battle to take on the job of England manager for a major competition.

The show could go on for 10 or 12 weeks & the celebrities have to complete a different special challenge each week, with the public voting off their favourite until only 2 survive. The final 2 each take charge of a specially arranged England friendly & then the public pick the winner.

There would be a judging panel, of course. I thought: Saint & Greavsie, Alan Ball & a token funny-speaking foreigner (maybe Ossie Ardiles).

John Barnes could present it.

What do you reckon? I think it's got legs, you know.

This is the obvious way forward.The votes could be rigged so that Sven could come back.

 

[Chesney Christ]

Theres no English manager that is good enough and most people would want a British coach after what happened with Sven

What do you mean "what happened with Sven"? Does that suddenly mean ALL foreign managers are bad? I don't understand...

 

[Gritt23]

Id rather have McClaren ..

Nurse! NURSE! I think we need some more medication over here.

 

[crodonilson]

Mclaren deserves more time, if we fail to qualify fair enough he will be sacked but as it stands at the moment there is still a very big chance he will qualify, and all the boo boys are doing is harming their own teams chances of qualifying.

 

[1066gull]

Klinsmann please

 

[coventrygull]

Martin Jol

 

[Blackadder]

They could set up a new celebrity reality TV show along the lines of "Dancing on Ice" or " Strictly Come Dancing" called "The Poison Chalice". 10 Z-list celebrities (for example, the Krankies, Lisa Riley or Jimmy Cricket) battle to take on the job of England manager for a major competition.


What do you reckon? I think it's got legs, you know.

I think the Krankies could become the "Dream Team".

 

[1066gull]

A cheap option has to be Adrian Boothroyd

 

[Woodchip]

A cheap option has to be Adrian Boothroyd

A cheap option would be Mark Mghee.

 

[Rookie]

A cheap option has to be Adrian Boothroyd

we don't want a cheap option, going for the cheap option is how we are in this mess at the moment. Spend the cash and get the best

 

[Storer68]

I think Coppell could be a very good England manager.

except he's too sensible to take the job.


look at the flak that McClaren has had to take for picking four points from two away game...............

 

[Horsham Gull]

What about Deanos brother....