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[Humour] Endoscopy,sedation or straight down ?



LamieRobertson

Not awoke
Feb 3, 2008
49,449
SHOREHAM BY SEA
Not yet, mostly though. My young grandson would have loved hearing granddad farting. He’s easily pleased and been really impressed with my efforts.


It’s the fourth time I’ve been blown up down there, and honestly this has been the most comfortable.

Glad to hear...Just the once for me...no sedation and very uncomfortable..I think due to not being empty ..so the air was forcing something back up...still I’d rather the the colonoscopy than a tube down the throat
 




PILTDOWN MAN

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Sep 15, 2004
20,140
Hurst Green
Glad to hear...Just the once for me...no sedation and very uncomfortable..I think due to not being empty ..so the air was forcing something back up...still I’d rather the the colonoscopy than a tube down the throat

The privacy pants always make me giggle
 


Durlston

Heavy XTC user
Jul 15, 2009
10,216
Not yet, mostly though. My young grandson would have loved hearing granddad farting. He’s easily pleased and been really impressed with my efforts.


It’s the fourth time I’ve been blown up down there, and honestly this has been the most comfortable.

That's one thing that I never do is fart. It keeps my other half very happy! It must be my medication as my poo is as black as the ace of spades.
 


PILTDOWN MAN

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Sep 15, 2004
20,140
Hurst Green
That's one thing that I never do is fart. It keeps my other half very happy! It must be my medication as my poo is as black as the ace of spades.

Iron tablets?
 


Durlston

Heavy XTC user
Jul 15, 2009
10,216
Iron tablets?

Yep. Three a day. The highest dose that is safe to take in the short-term. The other huge side effect is they make me dream very vividly. Real bizarre stuff and nightmares. Being right on the edge of a high building is a regular. :ohmy:
 






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