Embarrassing things in your past if you're an Albion fan.

[Goldstone1976]

Oh dear, here I go with mine; and I have two

For 7 years (ages 6 to 13), I lived above my Grandparents' fishing tackle shop in Whitehorse Road, within easy walking distance of Selhurst Park. Thankfully, I never went; but still. I'm sorry

If I'm staying at my girlfriend's place either before or after a home game, my quickest route takes me right past Selhurst Park. The last time was after Huddersfield. Still, at least I get to laugh uncontrollably every time I drive back to hers I suppose.

I thought confessions were supposed to be cathartic. I don't feel better at all; merely dirty.

Merry Christmas all!

 

[hybrid_x]

i saw Brighton play rubbish and lose, the opposing fans jeered......was mildly embarrassing.

this actually has happened many times.

 

[gripper stebson]

Clackers. End of thread!!!

 

[Paul Reids Sock]

The first 18 years of my life were spent in Bromley. One poster mentions the population of Bromley and Croydon when referencing Palace fans - this upsets me every time I see it

 

[Luke93]

Millwall fans signing "we can see you holding hands" whilst I was shagging a bloke. Sorry lads.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Me and Stumpy Tim once happened to be walking along Preston Road towards Withdean for an evening Palace match at the same time as a trainload of Palace fans had just arrived at Preston Park station. Bizarrely, ended up being given a police escort to the ground in middle of aforesaid Palace fans while being issued with heartfelt death threats from ticketless Albion fans walking away from the ground in the opposite direction. Sake!

 

[Dan Aitch]

I didn't know BHAFC existed when I was very young and so until the age of about 8 I grew up supporting Spurs. A good few years later, my Mum came to pick me up after I'd been hanging around to collect autographs at the Goldstone and Martin Chivers drew attention to the "Don't follow me follow Spurs" sticker in the rear window of my Mum's knackered old car, asking me if I was really a Brighton fan. I was horrified, at the tender age of about 14, and didn't recover from the shame for weeks.

Hardly a massively embarrassing moment but it's Christmas Day, the champagne is sinking in, and it's all I could think of.

 

[Gullys Cats]

Millwall fans signing "we can see you holding hands" whilst I was shagging a bloke. Sorry lads.

 

[brightn'ove]

Millwall fans signing "we can see you holding hands" whilst I was shagging a bloke. Sorry lads.

Why were you holding hands?

 

[The Wookiee]

Why were you holding hands?

Cos he loves him

 

[janee]

None of this is embarrassing - sleeping with Gary Williams when I was 20, now that's embarrassing!

 

[Ali_rrr]

Clackers. End of thread!!!

This. Or the 3-1 or 2-0. Not really sure what was worse in all honesty.

 

[Goldstone1976]

None of this is embarrassing - sleeping with Gary Williams when I was 20, now that's embarrassing!

At least you were young and female. I was 30, male and sang Guys and Dolls to him.

 

[StonehamPark]

I wore a red BHA top in the Play-Off final against BCFC...
It would have looked like a football version of Where's Wally.