Embarrassing partners......

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

mine thought waltzing matilda was the australian national anthem.

 

[Dave the OAP]

My new lady had not heard of George Best

new lady?

 

[Les Biehn]

I went out with a bird once who was incredibly fit but also quite stupid. She once asked me if go faster stripes actually make your car go faster. I actually quite miss her.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Dave , me and J are no more

Can't decide on above

 

[CHAPPERS]

new lady?

He sent the other one back, not 100% satisfied by the sounds of things.

 

[eastlondonseagull]

I once interviewed a (blonde, nameless) model and asked her who she'd rather shag, "Charles or Camilla?"

She didn't know who either of them were.

Most of them are like that

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Ho Ho Ho He He He , stop Chappers

RASCIST

 

[Dave the OAP]

Dave , me and J are no more

Can't decide on above

Oh Bugger

I am sorry mate. She was/is a lovelly lady!

Hope you are ok!

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Happened over a year ago, been together for 13 years, still can't decide if it was the right thing, seeing someone else now for 4 months which seems to keep Chappers highly amused

 

[Stendahl]

My wife said to a waiter in South Africa: "These aren't buffalo wings are they ? - they're chicken wings."

She knew this because we had seen some actual water-buffalos earlier that day, and clearly these chicken-sized wings would be hopelessly inadequate.

I've never actually asked her what she thought she had ordered...

 

[Dave the OAP]

blimey I am out of touch.

Best of luck mate.

Dont worry about chappers...its a ginger thing

 

[CHAPPERS]

Happened over a year ago, been together for 13 years, still can't decide if it was the right thing, seeing someone else now for 4 months which seems to keep Chappers highly amused

Certainly does.

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

Happened over a year ago, been together for 13 years, still can't decide if it was the right thing, seeing someone else now for 4 months which seems to keep Chappers highly amused

Unless either of your ladies have said something hideously stupid yet endearingly funny pleaqse refrain from mentioning them on this thread.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

In a supermarket in a small French speaking town outside of Montreal the cashier started a conversation. My jokey response (in French) was: "I'm sorry, my French is shit". It was only when we got outside that my (then) wife pointed out that what I'd actually said was "I'm sorry, the French are shit".

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

She did not know who George Best was

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

She did not know who George Best was

In that case...carry on.

 

[mcshane in the 79th]

I once interviewed a (blonde, nameless) model and asked her who she'd rather shag, "Charles or Camilla?"

She didn't know who either of them were.

Most of them are like that

Is that worse than not knowing who Saddam Hussain is? Or equally appalling??

 

[Chesney Christ 1]

I work with a very attractive girl who is also incredibly stupid (a developing theme). She turned round to me out of the blue the other day and said.....

"Did Jesus turn bread into fish or fish into bread?"

I genuinely didn't know how to respond.

 

[shaolinpunk]

Mrs Pres once wanted an ice cream with a flake in and asked the ice cream van driver for a sixty-nine

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

Is that worse than not knowing who Saddam Hussain is? Or equally appalling??

Who was the better footballer - George Best or Saddam Hussain?