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email etiquette



backson

Registered Mis-user
Jul 26, 2004
2,430
The G is immediately below the T on a keyboard. And yes, I once wrote Kind retards on an email
 






Greg Bobkin

Silver Seagull
May 22, 2012
16,062
Life's way too short to worry how an email starts and finishes. I generally only read the bit in the middle anyway - that's the important bit.

Kind regards,

GB
 




marshy68

Well-known member
Jul 10, 2011
2,868
Brighton
People, how do you start your emails? People who write 'Hi' should be removed from society with immediate affect, or at least deported to America.

Similarly, the sycophantics who sign off with 'Kind Regards', make me sick.

Yours,

Brighton TID

you would hate my partners job, she is an account and works in the music industry... she showed me an e mail sent to her last weekend it started

"Yo dude,

wheres my expenses

peace

The drummer
 




Man of Harveys

Well-known member
Jul 9, 2003
18,884
Brighton, UK
It seems that in the US using the addressee's first name is the ONLY acceptable way to begin an email - it's part of having to fight for someone's attention. And most of the time people don't even bother with that.

Anything else seems almost risibly polite or rather over-familiar, while putting "cheers" at the end as is often the default in the UK seems to imply that you're an alcoholic who's off to swig scotch from a bottle right after pressing send.
 


BBassic

I changed this.
Jul 28, 2011
13,062
Depends on the audience, surely?

At work, to colleagues, I start with 'Hi <Name>' and end with 'Many thanks' or 'Cheers' if I know them a bit better.
At work, to external, it's 'Good <morning/afternoon> <Name>' finishing with 'Kind Regards'

To mates it's usually 'Alright you stain!' and 'Tatty-bye ****'
 


Miami Seagull

Grandad
Jul 12, 2003
1,479
Bermuda
People, how do you start your emails? People who write 'Hi' should be removed from society with immediate affect, or at least deported to America.

Similarly, the sycophantics who sign off with 'Kind Regards', make me sick.

Yours,

Brighton TID

Hi!! How do you think I got here?
 




essbee

New member
Jan 5, 2005
3,656
People, how do you start your emails? People who write 'Hi' should be removed from society with immediate affect, or at least deported to America.

Similarly, the sycophantics who sign off with 'Kind Regards', make me sick.

Yours,

Brighton TID

Don't be so f***** ridiculous.
 




Bry Nylon

Test your smoke alarm
Helpful Moderator
Jul 21, 2003
20,576
Playing snooker
At work I never bother with "Hi" or "Hello" or "Good morning" etc. I just go straight into the message.

Out of work I'll generally use "Hi >name<"
 




SouthCoastOwl

New member
May 23, 2013
1,719
Vaux Sur Seine
People, how do you start your emails? People who write 'Hi' should be removed from society with immediate affect, or at least deported to America.

Similarly, the sycophantics who sign off with 'Kind Regards', make me sick.

Yours,

Brighton TID

Hi

I don't agree.

Kind regards.

SCO
 




Cheshire Cat

The most curious thing..
I don't use anything, although sorely tempted to begin all work e-mails with "Oi, you".

:sick:Kind regards:sick:
 




Barrel of Fun

Abort, retry, fail
Years ago, I got a dressing down from the business development manager for writing 'kind regards' to clients I had yet to meet.

I also sneezed once and failed to cover my involuntary action in time and he sent me an email along the lines of not being my first offence on that front and the ladies of the office were concerned by my wanton attitude to hygiene and I should 'cover my sneeze, don't spread the disease'.

I handed in my resignation a few days later, vowing never to return to office work.
 


bhanutz

Well-known member
Aug 23, 2005
5,999
People, how do you start your emails? People who write 'Hi' should be removed from society with immediate affect, or at least deported to America.

Similarly, the sycophantics who sign off with 'Kind Regards', make me sick.

Yours,

Brighton TID

Hi...did you just get one of my emails??
 


Lifelong Supporter

Well-known member
Aug 4, 2009
2,104
Burgess Hill
I start 'hi' and usually finish 'thanks'.

The main issue I have with e mails is though whether I get a response. It is surely polite to say thanks and make appropriate comment rather than just receive and say nothing. I am in a couple of positions of some authority .. hon treasurer and director where I spend a good deal of time and send out information to others to receive nothing back whatsoever. I would like to receive some recognition and this is more the etiquette issue to me.
 


8ace

Banned
Jul 21, 2003
23,811
Brighton
I start 'hi' and usually finish 'thanks'.

The main issue I have with e mails is though whether I get a response. It is surely polite to say thanks and make appropriate comment rather than just receive and say nothing. I am in a couple of positions of some authority .. hon treasurer and director where I spend a good deal of time and send out information to others to receive nothing back whatsoever. I would like to receive some recognition and this is more the etiquette issue to me.

Thanks :moo:
 




BlockDpete

Well-known member
Oct 8, 2005
1,144
The only emails I get addressed as "Dear" are either those Nigerian ones, or Russian Wives.......
 


Icy Gull

Back on the rollercoaster
Jul 5, 2003
72,015
Assuming you know the person at least a bit

Person's first name, no Hi, Dear or Yo

Message

Best

Your first name
 


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