[Albion] Elvis Manu signs three-year deal from Feyenoord

[Green Cross Code Man]

Given we are signing a lot of players and elvis looks to be one, are we looking to loan some tonight?

Excellent!

 

[Bakero]

Given we are signing a lot of players and elvis looks to be one, are we looking to loan some tonight?

Well played, sir. Finally a bit of creativity.

 

[HantsSeagull]

i guess the chances of this not happening now are less than zero

 

[Pogue Mahone]

Has anyone done a joke about a little less conversation and a little more action yet?

No, no one. That and ,All Shook Up, seem to have slipped the net.

 

[Notters]

£1.5m seems fairly cheap. What's the catch?

 

[Hyperion]

Given we are signing a lot of players and elvis looks to be one, are we looking to loan some tonight?

Hands down winner!!! Good work indeed

 

[Sheebo]

[MENTION=457]sheebo[/MENTION] posted he'd signed last eveing. #SheebointheKnow ;-)

Absolutely #WriteAgain - I knew he'd signed before the club themselves knew!

 

[Hyperion]

£1.5m seems fairly cheap. What's the catch?

He has a lisp and can't sing any songs with an R in it?

 

[Pogue Mahone]

I have just awoken and now I need to lie down again.

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You can't stand up for falling down?

 

[Sheebo]

£1.5m seems fairly cheap. What's the catch?

Yep - and 16 goals in 30 odd games from the wing for a big club in Europe.. I'm still waiting for the catch. Odd that some of their fans weren't overly complimentary..

 

[Doc Lynam]

Looks like we get our man finally; well done all involved.

 

[HantsSeagull]

£1.5m seems fairly cheap. What's the catch?

he's shit!

 

[Notters]

Yep - and 16 goals in 30 odd games from the wing for a big club in Europe.. I'm still waiting for the catch. Odd that some of their fans weren't overly complimentary..

Were they not? I haven't read most of this thread due to the terrible puns.

 

[HantsSeagull]

£1.5m seems fairly cheap. What's the catch?

he is a man out of time

 

[Gazwag]

Just got in the car turned on the engine and there he was singing in the getto

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

And when you play the world is brighter
You can play on either wing
You didn't cost brighton a fortune
And you can do almost anything

I guess you'll never know, the reason why
We love you like we do.
It's because your called Elvis. called Elvis Manu.

 

[JBizzle]

do we know either of the other guys?

On the Mail article about it, it says he has two agents. I'd guess it's them.

 

[8ace]

[MENTION=457]sheebo[/MENTION] posted he'd signed last eveing. #SheebointheKnow ;-)

#writeAgain

 

[Sheebo]

Were they not? I haven't read most of this thread due to the terrible puns.

Mixed bag mate - I posted them a way back - maybe look at all my posts you'll see it. Raw and needs tempering was the message...

 

[Sheebo]

#writeAgain

It's just getting silly now. Bozza should employ me as the NSC transfer singing expert... Just a summer job in the window like...