Elvis is back

[The Wookiee]

I once had a pet mouse called Elvis, unfortunately he died tragically, he got caught in a trap !

 

[studio150]

His stats show he has been caught offside Forty-Five Hundred Times

 

[perseus]

Stats: https://www.whoscored.com/Players/94904

 

[Guinness Boy]

More's to the point, how many tedious song puns will we have to endure on this thread ?

Bound to be 10+ by tonight I'd have thought.

if you can't find them on this thread there's some MASSIVELY tedious ones on the thread below. You're welcome.

http://downatthemac.proboards.com/thread/99832/elvis-left-building

 

[Biscuit]

I hope he comes good and silences the critics on here. When he gets a run of games he'll show what he can offer. I refuse to write him off just yet.

 

[maltaseagull]

More's to the point, how many tedious song puns will we have to endure on this thread ?


Bound to be 10+ by tonight I'd have thought.

Welcome back Elvis!

You were always on my mind

 

[Brian Fantana]

I hope he comes good and silences the critics on here. When he gets a run of games he'll show what he can offer. I refuse to write him off just yet.

This.

I'm on Team Elvis.

 

[8ace]

if you can't find them on this thread there's some MASSIVELY tedious ones on the thread below. You're welcome.

http://downatthemac.proboards.com/thread/99832/elvis-left-building

This is how I picture all the punners:

 

[perseus]

I hope he comes good and silences the critics on here. When he gets a run of games he'll show what he can offer. I refuse to write him off just yet.

I thought be clicked with Bobby Zamora and he got off quite a lot of shots (% more than anyone else in the time he was on). An option from the subs bench yet.

 

[brakespear]

More's to the point, how many tedious song puns will we have to endure on this thread ?

Bound to be 10+ by tonight I'd have thought.

Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood but I quite like it when a song pun turns up - although I guess you Couldn't Call It Unexpected

(No.4). Just wait til The Other Side of Summer when another transfer window will have occurred and Elvis will be on his way again, maybe to Plymouth Argyle or another team with a Green Shirt. I'm sure he wants to move on again and is likely to celebrate extravagantly - I'm sure he'll be Turning the Town Red

 

[Easy 10]

if you can't find them on this thread there's some MASSIVELY tedious ones on the thread below. You're welcome.

http://downatthemac.proboards.com/thread/99832/elvis-left-building

Struth alive man, that is so tragic.

[edit]

Although there is ONE pun on there which I admit to rather liking...

Those HTFC career statistics in full:
Goals: 0
Assists: 0
Rabbits caught: 0
Friends made: 0

That was decent. The rest though - hang your heads.

 

[Guy Fawkes]

I hope he comes good and silences the critics on here. When he gets a run of games he'll show what he can offer. I refuse to write him off just yet.

He is very raw, like Lua Lua was when he first joined us.

I believe he has the potential to come good and be a match winner but definitely needs more game time and with the team battling it out for promotion, it's hard to give him that. He needs to learn and work hard to improve his game and we don't play in a lower league (like we did with Lua Lua) so will he get enough pitch time here to make the grade, will the fans be patient enough to let him learn without hounding him out and writing him off way too early and does he have the temperament to try to be a success here.... we shall see.

 

[One Teddy Maybank]

This.

I'm on Team Elvis.

I'm not. (Of course will support him if he plays though).

But,

Nowhere near good enough and that opinion is not just based on first team games, but U21s as well, where if anything he should be head and shoulders above most other players.

Hopefully, Huddersfield have taught him the offside rule.

 

[Doc Lynam]

Looks like the English chapter in his life is heading down the toilet.

 

[Sussex Nomad]

If there was a little less conversation on this thread the puns would dry up.

 

[TSB]

So, not because Baldock's out for the rest of the season then?
...

 

[Lower West Stander]

Let's not kid ourselves.

He's Way Down the pecking order.

 

[Petee]

Championship players that have made more than 5 appearances and their offsides per 90 min rate.



R Player Apps Mins CaughtOffside
1
Elvis Manu
Brighton, 22, AM(L) 8 129 5.6
2
Deniss Rakels
Reading, 23, Forward 7 158 2.8
3
Florent Bojaj
Huddersfield, 19, Forward 8 35 2.6
4
Darren Bent
Derby, 32, AM(L),FW 19 476 2.5
5
Bobby Zamora
Brighton, 35, AM(L),FW 26 955 2.3

 

[One Teddy Maybank]

Championship players that have made more than 5 appearances and their offsides per 90 min rate.



RPlayerAppsMinsCaughtOffside
1
Elvis Manu
Brighton, 22, AM(L)81295.6
2
Deniss Rakels
Reading, 23, Forward71582.8
3
Florent Bojaj
Huddersfield, 19, Forward8352.6
4
Darren Bent
Derby, 32, AM(L),FW194762.5
5
Bobby Zamora
Brighton, 35, AM(L),FW269552.3

Interesting stat, how does it correlate with goals scored though?

 

[Petee]

Interesting stat, how does it correlate with goals scored though?

Well Elvis has 0. Rakels has 1. Bojaj has 1. Bent has 2. Bobby has 7.