Elliot Bennett Chant

[The Grockle]

Howsabout this:-

He does the hokey cokey & he turns around

And that's what it's all about...

It fits ;-) but I think my original effort was a bit poor, it was the only tune I could get Elliott Bennett into though.

 

[pasty]

needs work but to the tune of hokey cokey.....


ooohh elliott elliott benett, ooooh elliott elliott bennet.

he puts a cross in here a goal in there,

left wing, right wing he's f***ing everywhere

needs a couple more lines though.

He'll go inside to the left
Or outside to the right
Running at defenders
He makes them all look shite
Don't let him get to close
Because he'll shoot on sight
Thats what he's all about
Ooohh Elliott Benett
Ooohh Elliott Benett
Inside
Outside
Shoot on sight.



I have my coat on and the taxi is called.

 

[The Grockle]

he'll go inside to the left
or outside to the right
running at defenders
he makes them all look shite
don't let him get to close
because he'll shoot on sight
thats what he's all about
ooohh elliott benett
ooohh elliott benett
inside
outside
shoot on sight.



I have my coat on and the taxi is called.

love it!

 

[The Ringleader Returns!]

He'll go inside to the left
Or outside to the right
Running at defenders
He makes them all look shite
Don't let him get to close
Because he'll shoot on sight
Thats what he's all about
Ooohh Elliott Benett
Ooohh Elliott Benett
Inside
Outside
Shoot on sight.



I have my coat on and the taxi is called.

I would join in if someone started it.

(but mine is still better.)

 

[The Grockle]

the question is, is ot better than 1066's lua lua song. didn't think so..... jog on.

 

[wizo7]

What about Brezovan's new song...to the "drinking pints of whiskey, Mark Mcghee" song.

Painting Master pictures, Brezovan, Brezovan. It got going at Hartlepool for a bit!

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

A pity that Brezovan is Slovakian and not Hungarian otherwise we could sing "Drinking pints of goulash , Brezovan , Brezovan."

 

[seagullwedgee]

brez-o-van
brez-o-van,
brez-o-van
brez-o-van,
pain-ting mas-ter pie-ces
brez-o-van
brez-o-van.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

A pity that Brezovan is Slovakian and not Hungarian otherwise we could sing "Drinking pints of goulash , Brezovan , Brezovan."

A darn fine attempt there Mr Over.

It got me Googling Slovakian grubstakes, & there's a cheeky soup made of sauerkraut which would fit the bill (o' fare):-

Brezovan, Brezovan, Brezovan, Brezovan,
Drinking KAPUSTNICA, Brezovan..





*Hails cab*