Elliot Bennett Chant

[Philzo-93]

After looking at a previous thread about a new chant for Inigo Calderon, I decided to think of one of my favourite player for the Albion at the moment:

He plays on the left
He plays on the riiiiiiiiggggggggghhhhhhhhhttt
That boy Elliot Bennett
Makes Ronaldo look SHITE


Thoughts? Ok he isn't anywhere near Ronaldo, but he is a CLASS player!

 

[Brighton M]

3/10

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

fail

 

[Southwick_Seagull]

No, Never.

 

[1066gull]

I think my Lua Lua one is awesome, if I bit long, I just need to find the right moment (and place) to sing it because writing about it on here wont earn respect, if you want respect you have to do it yourself and if people respect it will catch on.

Lesson my old man told me, do something first yourself before you tell others, don't tell others what to do without doing it yourself because people are threatened by change, thats human nature and also people don't like being told what to do by someone who doesn't even know why things are done in a way in the first place.

 

[WhingForPresident]

wow, you stole a United song and put a different name in.
Well done.

 

[dougdeep]

I think my Lua Lua one is awesome.

What a surprise.

 

[The Grockle]

I think my Lua Lua one is awesome, if I bit long, I just need to find the right moment (and place) to sing it because writing about it on here wont earn respect, if you want respect you have to do it yourself and if people respect it will catch on.

Lesson my old man told me, do something first yourself before you tell others, don't tell others what to do without doing it yourself because people are threatened by change, thats human nature and also people don't like being told what to do by someone who doesn't even know why things are done in a way in the first place.

Pompey fans on bbc 606 and this?! Were you on the crack last nght 66?

 

[Buzzer]

Lesson my old man told me, do something first yourself before you tell others, don't tell others what to do without doing it yourself because people are threatened by change, thats human nature and also people don't like being told what to do by someone who doesn't even know why things are done in a way in the first place.

hahahahahahahahahahahaha! You really are the loon that keeps giving.

f***ing genius. My new signature.

 

[clarkey]

I think my Lua Lua one is awesome, if I bit long, I just need to find the right moment (and place) to sing it because writing about it on here wont earn respect, if you want respect you have to do it yourself and if people respect it will catch on.

Lesson my old man told me, do something first yourself before you tell others, don't tell others what to do without doing it yourself because people are threatened by change, thats human nature and also people don't like being told what to do by someone who doesn't even know why things are done in a way in the first place.

Good god this is weird and makes no sense.

Judging from the way youve turned out, if theres one thing to be learnt from this, its never listen to your old man.

 

[KneeOn]

I think my Lua Lua one is awesome, if I bit long, I just need to find the right moment (and place) to sing it because writing about it on here wont earn respect, if you want respect you have to do it yourself and if people respect it will catch on.

Lesson my old man told me, do something first yourself before you tell others, don't tell others what to do without doing it yourself because people are threatened by change, thats human nature and also people don't like being told what to do by someone who doesn't even know why things are done in a way in the first place.

The Calderon one i came up with is the best albion player chant we've got going.

Heres my Bennett song:

Benno Benno!
Down the wing he goes!
With a step over here and ball in there
Benno! Benno! Benno... x2

HE run run run run run run runs on the pitch, a whole match through
TO run run run run run run run is what he likes to do

There aint no trick
He couldn't kick
He'll run run run
With a chip or a flick
On the ball (on the ball)
On the ball (on the ball)

BENNO! Benno... (to the top)

A quick and illthought out idea but...

 

[The Ringleader Returns!]

How about a H block classic. Elliot Bennett Dur Dur Dur Dur.

 

[KneeOn]

How about a H block classic. Elliot Bennett Dur Dur Dur Dur.

i LIKE it!

 

[pasty]

As his name fits perfectly to a very very very old Albion chant for a different player a very very very long time ago.....

B
E
N
N
E
T
T

Bennett Bennett


Older viewers who know who Malcolm Poskett is might remember that one

 

[Gav1901]

He shoots from the left
He shoots from the right
Oh Elliott Bennett
Scores beauts allnight

 

[The Grockle]

needs work but to the tune of hokey cokey.....


ooohh elliott elliott benett, ooooh elliott elliott bennet.

he puts a cross in here a goal in there,

left wing, right wing he's f***ing everywhere

needs a couple more lines though.

 

[poidy]

What were the lyrics to the Stuart Storer chant we used to do at the goldstone??

It was to the tune of 'Electric' by Oasis.

Is this something that good work with Bennett??

 

[The Ringleader Returns!]

Next thing he's shooting
We look at you and know that your Lightning
Ahhh

Oh, everybody loves Bennett
And everybody knows
Oh, everybody loves Bennett
And everybody knows
Whoa oh oh ah ah
Whoa oh oh ah ah
Whoa oh oh

To the tune of (first line starts at 0:30)

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[Captain Pugwash]

Bennett goes running down the wing...Lua Lua,
Bennett goes running down the wing...Lue Lua

When Bennet goes down the wing the north stand is going to sing

And we all love Kazenga Lua Lua Lua.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

needs work but to the tune of hokey cokey.....


ooohh elliott elliott benett, ooooh elliott elliott bennet.

he puts a cross in here a goal in there,

left wing, right wing he's f***ing everywhere

needs a couple more lines though.

Howsabout this:-

He does the hokey cokey & he turns around

And that's what it's all about...