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Elliiiot, Elliioot Bennett runs down the wing for me! Da da da da da, da da da da da,







Tom Hark Preston Park

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Jul 6, 2003
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Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but the Bennett/Heartbeat thing is never going to catch on. Sounds shite and contrived and the intro is WAY too long. Massive Fail :thumbsdown:

Unlike 'Nooney! Nooney! Nooney!' Simple. Effective. Stupid. And the player loves it :lol:
 




somerset

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Jul 14, 2003
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Agreed, this is a crap effort,.... the best suggestion was the canabalisation of the Barmy Army song,.. He runs down the left, He runs down the right, that Elliot Bennett -- makes Beckham look shite!

Go for it.
 


Sheebo

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Jul 13, 2003
29,319
On the positive side, at least this will never be sung!

I expect u sit at games whinging and moaning about our support but dont sing yourself or start any new songs urself. Do one. The song sounds class ya miserable old fool
 




Sheebo

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Jul 13, 2003
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Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but the Bennett/Heartbeat thing is never going to catch on. Sounds shite and contrived and the intro is WAY too long. Massive Fail :thumbsdown:

Unlike 'Nooney! Nooney! Nooney!' Simple. Effective. Stupid. And the player loves it :lol:

Oh the NOONEY one I was first to suggest on here? :lol: Thanks.

as well as knowing f*** all about passing football (as uve proved numerous times on here :thumbsup:), you also no nothing about good songs - listen to the LPool video?! It sounds CLASS.
 


rocker959

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Jan 22, 2011
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Elliott Bennett another disloyal greedy lil git - sing that instead
 


Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but the Bennett/Heartbeat thing is never going to catch on. Sounds shite and contrived and the intro is WAY too long. Massive Fail :thumbsdown:

Unlike 'Nooney! Nooney! Nooney!' Simple. Effective. Stupid. And the player loves it :lol:

Oh well. That's AL-BI-ON another 4000 times tomorrow then.
 




Tom Hark Preston Park

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Oh the NOONEY one I was first to suggest on here? :lol: Thanks.

as well as knowing f*** all about passing football (as uve proved numerous times on here :thumbsup:), you also no nothing about good songs - listen to the LPool video?! It sounds CLASS.

Don't flatter yourself sheebo. The NOONEY thing was spontaneous. As all proper chants should be.

The Bennett/Heartbeat thing is contrived as f***. It sounded embarrassingly shite on Tuesday. Very much doubt the player even knows its got anything to do with him.

Nobody Knows Anything. And you know less than most :kiss:
 


Sheebo

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Jul 13, 2003
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Don't flatter yourself sheebo. The NOONEY thing was spontaneous. As all proper chants should be.

The Bennett/Heartbeat thing is contrived as f***. It sounded embarrassingly shite on Tuesday. Very much doubt the player even knows its got anything to do with him.

Nobody Knows Anything. And you know less than most :kiss:

It will sound better away and as Danny pointed out above we need new songs and that's true. Yes the Nooney thing is spontaneou i'm not claiming anything really (thought i did post it).

You have several times moaned about Ank passing to El-Abd and then to Greer and despite many explaining to you why it's done and how important effective it is you didn't graso it. So there's my example - how do i know less about football then most? You need an example to give that any clout?
 


Tom Hark Preston Park

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You have several times moaned about Ank passing to El-Abd and then to Greer and despite many explaining to you why it's done and how important effective it is you didn't graso it.

Find me one example.

On the other hand, I can find you multiple examples of me moaning about the Ank - El-Abd - ELPHICK triangle. Cos that was an exercise in futility. Don't give a shit about the sideways/backwards passing thing - as long as it doesn't involve Elphick - as it appears to serve a purpose (tho not as much as the half-bright might think, it more often than not ends up with a hoof from the keeper). The manager obviously thinks Elphick's not up to the passing game either. But carry on :shrug:
 




Sheebo

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Jul 13, 2003
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Find me one example.

On the other hand, I can find you multiple examples of me moaning about the Ank - El-Abd - ELPHICK triangle. Cos that was an exercise in futility. Don't give a shit about the sideways/backwards passing thing - as long as it doesn't involve Elphick - as it appears to serve a purpose (tho not as much as the half-bright might think, it more often than not ends up with a hoof from the keeper). The manager obviously thinks Elphick's not up to the passing game either. But carry on :shrug:

I'm not digging anything up i just remember you having a view on it that was well in a minority.

Anyway I look forward to you coming up with some good new songs and getting them started soon :) Honestly no wonder we haven't grown our song list recently if fans just poo poo every suggestion.
 


Tom Hark Preston Park

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Jul 6, 2003
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I'm not digging anything up i just remember you having a view on it that was well in a minority.

Anyway I look forward to you coming up with some good new songs and getting them started soon :) Honestly no wonder we haven't grown our song list recently if fans just poo poo every suggestion.

Fair enough mate. Why on earth should you remember every single post? Rest assured tho, I could watch the Ank-El-Abd-Greer triangle at the back all night so long as it serves some kind of purpose. But with Elphick in there, it was very shaky indeed. They just played it around the triangle to carry out the boss's orders but other than that they had no idea what to do with the ball other than pass it to Ank who would do the hoof instead of them.

As for songs, you just sort of KNOW what works and what doesn't. NOONEY! does. The Bennett thing doesn't. It's too laboured. IMHO like. Sorry :shrug:
 


Sheebo

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Jul 13, 2003
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Fair enough mate. Why on earth should you remember every single post? Rest assured tho, I could watch the Ank-El-Abd-Greer triangle at the back all night so long as it serves some kind of purpose. But with Elphick in there, it was very shaky indeed. They just played it around the triangle to carry out the boss's orders but other than that they had no idea what to do with the ball other than pass it to Ank who would do the hoof instead of them.

As for songs, you just sort of KNOW what works and what doesn't. NOONEY! does. The Bennett thing doesn't. It's too laboured. IMHO like. Sorry :shrug:

But if it does take off you will have no choice but to sing it!

I don't remember every post I just remembered you saying something about the passing and didn't realise it was just Elphick so apologies. I didn't realise I had a rep on here for knowing 'less than most' about football though - that's the first time i've heard that
 








Sheebo

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I expect u sit at games whinging and moaning about our support but dont sing yourself or start any new songs urself. Do one. The song sounds class ya miserable old fool

Well, I don't. But thanks for the assumption. I expect you have to ask for your parent's permission, and are no doubt one of the H block goons. Assuming things is fun.

Never start songs myself? You're talking to the proud creator of 'We've got Pete Brezovan, you've all got caravans' at Gillingham last year!

Face it, the Bennett song isn't good. It's stolen word for word from another team, and doesn't even make sense anyway. Sorry to burst your bubble.
 




Moshe Gariani

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Mar 10, 2005
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It's stolen word for word from another team, ...

If that were a disqualification then we wouldn't be allowed to sing at least half of our all-time favourite chants...

Bennett, Elliott Bennett runs down the wing for me!

(well at least until he gets a better offer...:lol:)
 


Bean

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Feb 13, 2010
3,557
Hove
I think it sounds pretty good when sung properly. Besides, even if you don't like it surely you'd be in favour of another song being sung other than AL-BI-ON or the other albion song.:shrug:
 


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