El Presidente-a sign of the times.

[The Merry Prankster]

You know that things have sunk to an low point when El Presidente storms out of the game on the 80th minute. Never seen a man so angry. Even the soul wrenching pleas of the fragrant Mrs. El P, tears in the bottomless pools that are her eyes, could not dissuade him. Younger fans clutching at their father's hands in bewilderment. The great man gone. Hope abandoned.

Nothing beside remains.

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

Jeez I always thought he was GAY

 

[El Presidente]

Jeez I always thought he was GAY

So did I.

 

[happypig]

Jeez I always thought he was GAY

Elton John was married to a woman once.
Just saying...

 

[El Presidente]

Elton John was married to a woman once.
Just saying...

I've been married to a woman twice!

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

Elton John was married to a woman once.
Just saying...

 

[Ernest]

I heard he went round the back to get a SNOG under the MISSILE TOE with BIG Hilda

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I've been married to a woman twice!

She was a fool for letting you go the first time, I'm glad she saw sense.

 

[Blackadder]

I've been married to a woman twice!

What was her name?

edit: Pah! beaten to it by BOF.

 

[Easy 10]

El P - were you in your ELF outfit ?

(apols for my tardiness on WS by the way...its a long story)

 

[Spun Cuppa]

I've been married to a woman twice!

'Once is co-incidence, twice is...' etc.

Ian Fleming

 

[El Presidente]

El P - were you in your ELF outfit ?

(apols for my tardiness on WS by the way...its a long story)

I feel SPURNED x

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

I heard he went round the back to get a SNOG under the MISSILE TOE with BIG Hilda

Had my replacement Albion Winter Coat on today buying the Christmas Tree for the SIMMO family

 

[Spun Cuppa]

Bigamy is having too many wives

And so is monogamy...

 

[El Presidente]

You know that things have sunk to an low point when El Presidente storms out of the game on the 80th minute. Never seen a man so angry. Even the soul wrenching pleas of the fragrant Mrs. El P, tears in the bottomless pools that are her eyes, could not dissuade him. Younger fans clutching at their father's hands in bewilderment. The great man gone. Hope abandoned.

Nothing beside remains.

Mrs EP deserves a medal for watching that shite as she was on the sauce until 3am this morning, and doesn't even support the Albion.

 

[Hungry Joe]

Mrs EP deserves a medal for watching that shite as she was on the sauce until 3am this morning, and doesn't even support the Albion.

I'd imagine being still legally over the drink drive limit probably helped.

 

[The Merry Prankster]

Mrs EP deserves a medal for watching that shite as she was on the sauce until 3am this morning, and doesn't even support the Albion.

It must be love, love, love......

 

[LamieRobertson]

I heard he went round the back to get a SNOG under the MISSILE TOE with BIG Hilda

We never seemed to get round the back of there defence..sign him up

 

[LamieRobertson]

Had my replacement Albion Winter Coat on today buying the Christmas Tree for the SIMMO family

Best not let Ernest near it

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Has it driven him to drink